i'm a freeper...ask me anything!

[captainjack]

come on, y'all. my momma done tell me i'm smart as a whip. yee haw! ask me anything!

[Sannum]

1. Where do you keep your soul?

[captainjack]

5. derrrr....

what's an atheist like yous self talking about soul for? god don't take to libruls too good.

[JSJ]

2. are you part of the chew and spit crowd?

[Nordic]

12. Hey! I chew and spit (sometimes) and I'm a yellow-dog Democrat

dadgummit.

I'm not joking

[JSJ]

28. sorry, nordic- but please use a recepticle (small styro cup, preferably)

[Nordic]

29. oh believe me ma'am I do

unless I'm outta doors. :)

[alwynsw]

38. Chawers unite!

I gave up smoking when my job required me to visit explosives manufacturing plants. Couldn't quite kick the nicotine craving (this was LOOOOONG before nicotine gum or patches) so I started chewing.

Kind of an odd combination - Brooks Brothers and Copenhagen. I rarely wear the suits anymore, but I have my cuspidor nearby at all times.

PITUEEEE!

[TX-RAT]

42. "Chawers unite!"

Dipping an grinning.
Gave up cigs along time ago, smoke cigars and dip now.
Maybe an occasional drink of whiskey.

[alwynsw]

46. Damn!

We both got out of the Gungeon.

Amen to the cigars! I still have a box and change of '59 Cuban Punch's that I treat myself to occasionally. Pop left 'em to me. I think I'll smoke two next Tuesday evening. I figure one per year will last me until I die, but election days can be special. Yup, Oban and a Punch - now there's a treat.

[captainjack]

47. cuban punch's?

i've smoked cubans before but i don't know the name. they are definitely kerry-win-celebration worthy :) enjoy, lucky dog :D

[alwynsw]

50. O.K. I did a little search

The Punch cigar was created in 1840 by a Cuban cigar maker named Manuel Lopez. In an effort to attract the British market, he named the cigar after Mr. Punch, the cantankerous half of the Punch & Judy shows who also inspired the name of the famous British humor magazine.

[OneMoreDemocrat]

3. What's it like to........

bellow forth with cheers of joy for a man who has the blood of over 100,000 dead Iraqis and 1,000 American troops on his hands?

Sleep well?

[captainjack]

16. george w bush is a god honest man

god tells him what to do. shut your'n librul mouth and listen to what he says, unpatriotic bastards!

[benburch]

4. If you and your wife get divorced...

... are you still brother and sister?

[captainjack]

17. well naw, i do got a crush on my cousin from Shreeveport tho

she does smell so purty though. you DIMocrats wouldn't understand the joy of love - ya'll aint got no hearts!

[Sandpiper]

6. How does the recent discovery of Flores Man

A 3 foot tall human species living in present day Indonesia approximately 18,000 years ago, square with your beliefs in the Genesis creation story?

Why does the bible not mention them?

[captainjack]

8. i dun give you an asswhoppin, boy!

you elite liberals! always talking about far off countries..showin off are ya sandpiper?

god made the universe. end of story. get your facts straight librul moran!

[meisje]

7. will you enlist?

[captainjack]

10. aint that why we got bombs and shit?

[drb]

9. What is it that all you freepers...

...do with your sisters, anyway? Is it the same thing you do with your mothers?

[captainjack]

13. a gentlemen wouldn't tell

[traco]

11. Are you joking?

If not, what is your freeper name?

Somebody will have to go check him out. I can't stand how dirty that place makes me feel.

[captainjack]

14. hjaha, yeah, i'm only joking. i hate freepers more than they hate me.

[Nordic]

15. Is your daughter still the best kisser in town?

just wunderin'

[captainjack]

18. HEY! what's a librul doing kissin my sister?!

imunna blow your head off, boy, you better watch your ass. i already reported you to the eff beee eye! hope you like torture, damn democRAT!

[Nordic]

27. Hey! You told me she was the best kisser!

And then she told me that you told HER that SHE was the best kisser!

So what is it, boy? She sucked my dick pretty good.

[captainjack]

19. how am i doing? capturing the freeper spirit or what?

i don't spend muhc time there but this is the gist of who they are, in my view :)

[charlie]

20. I've been hankering for a good Eye-talian meal

and I can't make up my mind -- Franco-American or Chef Boy-ar-dee. Don't steer me wrong, boy.

[captainjack]

21. what are you a traitor?

whatchu want european liberal pinko food for?

we got lotsa steak and potaters for all the godfearing white folk. no need to change things.

[charlie]

24. Yer right, cuz

I just looked in the can and them meatballs are day-glo pink-o. What wuz I thinkin'?

[GHOSTDANCER]

22. I recken you better edjamucate youself.......

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<http://thunderbay.indymedia.org/news/2004/09/15325_comment.php#Main>

make sure the sound is turned up.

[captainjack]

23. ejumucation is for dem elite liberal commie pinkos

the bible and mama done teach me erything i needsta knows. no wonders i'm so smart, grandpappy says.

[WLKjr]

25. Why are you so closed mineded to everything even when facts change?

[captainjack]

26. facts don't change! only the librul media tells us they do!

don't listen to the librul media - they're all trying to kill your babies and destroy your bible and smear the name of the good leader.

[Lexingtonian]

30. Have you ever given $$$ to RimJob

and does he give good head for it?

[captainjack]

36. rim job is my cousin annamarie's daddy

they done get wedded while back, suposin in january or something like that. listen, damn libruls, rimjob done gonna be a daddy real soon and he needs some money to buy that spittle, understandin? and he done tell the whole truth and nothin but the truth, suposin you libruls understand what truth even is.

yee-haw! dubya 04!

[darkism]

31. Will you take me back to the railroad track?

e-jo captain jack

[captainjack]

34. you asking me to be queer, boy?

dontchu ever read the bible? you outta be stoned for that kinda homo-sexural comments. i'm reporting yooou to the efff beee eye. kiss your librul family goodbye, commmie.

[Kurovski]

32. D'ja ever 'rassle Gators?

Eat'em?, Have one as a pet?

D'ja have a shaved head? Would'ja ever work in the Librul media if'n they paid good?

[captainjack]

33. i'd sooner let bubba joe marry mah mama than work in librul media

i done eaten some gator while back, suposin it was good nuf. but back in my schoolin days, the teacher done tell me that animals are sacred or some commie pinko shit. i don't believe none of that.

my pet gator reverend joe done me proud - it's killed like 5 librul children or something like that.

giddyup reverend joe!

[Buck Rabbit]

35. Does it hurt when you piss?

[captainjack]

37. i always enjoy pissin on you librul rats

DIMocrats, HAHA *cough cough* *spit*

i needsta get my booklearnin goin. y'all try not to steal no elections or kill no babies now, ya hea?

[Kurovski]

40. Killin' the little ones was Reverend Joe's task

...captainjack, YOU ARE WICKED!

[captainjack]

43. i like to immerse myself in the role of a freeper

to get the full effect. and boy are they nasty buggers.

[animuscitizen]

39. When you spank the monkey...

Are you worried that you will burn in hell, go blind, or grow hair from your palms?

[captainjack]

41. my monkey dont need no spankin

its pretty durn well behaved, e'er since reverend joe done take a bite outta that monkeys tail. nyuk nyuk nyuk.

giddyup w 04!

[animuscitizen]

48. Sounds like you need a trip to Hooters or the Bada Bing?

Poor Freeper dude! If your "old Lady" looks anything like Laura Bush, that monkey has not been inspired for action. I will volunteer for this service, if you agree to vote for Kerry. You won't be disappointed. Good sex will open your senses!

[DelawareValleyDem]

44. What it like

when your wife and sister are the same person?

[captainjack]

45. the good thing is, i only buy 1 gift for both my wife and sisters birthday

nyuk nyuk. she shure done loves them there w'04 belt buckle. giddyup maryanna e-lizabeth.

related question: anyone know why my child has 3 arms and eyes in the back of his head? i dun fear the witch doctor from marapen county. rat bastard libruls, that's what they are.

[Huckebein the Raven]

49. Do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick ?

[captainjack]

51. i was baptized 21 years ago - the only washing i need

maybe you stinkin libruls should try it sometime, atheist commie pinkos. DIMocRATS! nyuk nyuk.