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Josh_Strength Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:37 AM
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Who took Josh's jock strap??? JOSH VERY ANGRY!!!
Edited on Fri Oct-29-04 08:37 AM by Josh_Strength
Give back holy jock strap little liberals!!!

:grr:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:39 AM
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1. God help me...I'm finding Josh strangely attractive....
Josh will now smack around puny homosexual liberal....
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Josh_Strength Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:40 AM
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3. You are attracted to glow of Jesus™ that shines from Josh
And will heal sins - praise be to god!

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Hobarticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:40 AM
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2. My car's fan belt broke, Josh, and Napa was closed.
Cut me some slack, willya?
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Josh_Strength Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:41 AM
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4. Holy jock strap useful but needed to hold Josh's HUGE NADS for
blessed squat and sacred deadlift!
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Hobarticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:44 AM
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6. Can I borrow Josh's awesome man-boobs to crush walnuts?
I'm baking holy cookies.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:48 AM
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10. Judging from that picture,
you're holding those 'nads just fine on your own.
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:43 AM
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5. For some reason...
I look at that picture and I hear Elizabeth Taylor saying "no-neck monster" in a Southern accent.
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Josh_Strength Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:44 AM
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7. Look at THIS puny human!!!
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:47 AM
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8. CONGRATS!!
I've finally found someone whose boobs are bigger than mine! :D

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Josh_Strength Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:48 AM
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9. Except Josh's boobs are stronger than steel-belted radial tires!
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:49 AM
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11. Well, yeah! Well, mine are...
Highly attractive! That'll beat your radial tires ANY DAY!
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Josh_Strength Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:50 AM
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12. Please show Josh.....wait JOSH MUST FIGHT SATAN!!!
Please .......keep.....evil breasts.....hidden......!
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:51 AM
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13. Nice try.
You'll never escape the wrath of wanting to see Blondie's boobs. :) Now... where's my lunch? :P
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Josh_Strength Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:52 AM
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14. Josh sulk away to ask forgiveness from Jesus™
:(
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 08:54 AM
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15. Jesus loves you.
and you love my boobies. 'Tis only the facts. :)
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Atlas Mugged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-04 09:00 AM
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16. Found it!
It's on eBay.
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