I just watched "The Best of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog", ask me anything

[auburngrad82]

for me to poop on!

[meegbear]

1. Did it have the one where he was trying to be nice?

Al Roker! You're not fat and you don't suck!

[auburngrad82]

3. Yep. From Hollywood Squares

[Skittles]

2. give us the top three insults!

:D

[auburngrad82]

4. Here's my favorites

"I haven't seen stars like that since I sat on my nut sack!"

(to Jon Bon Jovi, about a vampire movie he was to star in) "Finally, something that requires you to suck!"

(to "Darth Vader" at the premiere of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones) "And which button calls your parents to come pick you up?"

[Skittles]

7. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA

GOOD ONES!!! :thumbsup:

[auburngrad82]

8. I also like him outside Barbra Streisand's house yelling

"Hey Barbra! We love all your crap!"

[swag]

5. What duet does Triumph do with Bon Jovi?

[auburngrad82]

6. You Give Poop A Bad Name n/t

[ET Awful]

9. The whole Star Wars bit was beautiful a few years back,

but the recent Spin Alley one had me in pain from laughing so hard.

"It's poop Valhalla"

[freeplessinseattle]

10. after the 3rd, I think, debate on the MSNBC panel

omg I was only half listening while on DU and couldn't believe my ears, I thought it was a commercial or something. It was so harsh, and so hilarious. I can't remember anything off the top of my head, but what made me laugh most was the panel's obvious discomfort, and they couldn't really do anything because it's "all in good fun" wink nudge

[auburngrad82]

11. I still think that the highlight of Triumph's career is the Westminster

dog show. He insulted and humped himself into getting thrown out of the show not once, but twice! And was then allowed back in a third year as a celebrity reporter! Truly funny stuff.

There was one scene where he covered the "tail end" of a mexican hairless with whipped cream and then the very next scene had him being thrown out of the dog show with said whipped cream all over his face. Sick but funny.