My name's Robb, and I'm a Dingbat.

[Robb]

I like the DU. Here's my plan:

First, I'm gonna get ticked off about a really, really sketchy election. I'll tell a joke or two, then talk about voter registration drives I'm doing.

Then I'm gonna offer my advice on matters of dog-rearing and cooking.

I'm going to develop outrageous conspiracy theories that garner me national attention, but fall flat.

I'm gonna start posting lots of silly polls, all of which end with a self-deprecating "Robb is a Dingbat" option.

Somehow, I'll become a moderator. That will be hilarious.

Later I'll have some life-changing experience, maybe a divorce, where I'll lean so much on the people here, I won't be able to express my gratitude adequately.

Then I'll come back, bearing a wakeboard instructor who reminds me life is worth living, a new gig as part of the liberal media, and a whoooooole lotta extra attitude.

Then, Kerry will be elected. And I'll say "danged libruls, fooled you all... I'm really Jerry Falwell."

And you'll all feel so dumb. Stupid DUers. :P

Whaddaya think? Good plan?!? :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. What a fucking ding bat

:hi:

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Hi Robb!

:)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. Not really.

I would grow a beard, if I were you. If I didn't already have one. Maybe carve some peach pits into monkey heads. Something vestigially constructive.

[Kenneth ken]

4. that's SO passe

some dingbat already did it.

Keep up, man! Now if you also put out a book about white water rafting in the canyons of Colorado. . .

:hi: Robb

[proud patriot]

5. I think I'm having Dejavu

:think:

[BushRel4Kerry JH]

6. "My name's Jeanny, and I'm a Bush Relative for Kerry"

http://www.bushrelativesforkerry.com

Howdy all :)

Jeanny
Bush Relatives for Kerry

[FuzzySlippers]

7. Hi Jeanny!

I'm a newbie, too, so I don't think I'm authorized to offer you an official welcome, but I'm sure thrilled to see you here! I just went to your website. Are you really Dubya's second cousin?

[realisticphish]

8. welcome to both of ya!

:hi:

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[nickgutierrez]

9. ...and since there are two of you...

You need a second welcome. So here that is. :hi:

[BushRel4Kerry JH]

11. Ya sure, you betcha

I'm Dubya's second cousin. No lifeguard on the gene pool :)

Jeanny
Bush Relatives for Kerry

[wordout]

10. your gramma barb is a fucking dingbat.

[BushRel4Kerry JH]

12. Fortunately, she's not my gramma

She's my first-cousin-once-removed-in-law.

Hardly any relation at all.

Jeanny
Bush Relative for Kerry

[wordout]

13. have you ever seen georgie like, up snort?

[wordout]

14. Hellooooo? Jeanny?

http://www.vote.org/silence/