Alright, I admit it, I took the explosives

[MichiganVote]

Somebody has to admit it. Might as well be me.

[freetobegay]

1. Before or after our troops got there?

[MichiganVote]

3. The day I got my truck out of service

It was a dark and stormy night....

[BlueHandDuo]

2. Well, give them back...

...NOW!

[MichiganVote]

5. But Mommeeeee Bush....

[LibLover]

4. Can I have some?

It's awfully quiet around the house, ya know...

[MichiganVote]

7. Yeah, how many Bush Cheney signs you got aroound your joint?

[LibLover]

23. None!

And why would I have them near my joint? I'm more of a bong person, and the presence of a Bushtard or Cheneyhole would ruin the experience for me anyhow. :hippie:

[LunaSea]

6. let me guess...

Michigan is now completely gopher-free.....

[MichiganVote]

8. Sure as hell are a lot fewer neck's

[Sub Atomic]

9. OK. You've got 'em. AND you're in Michigan....

<sarcasm>

so you're obviously a member of Al Qaida and you're planning on distributing all of those explosives (which you've obviously brought here in either cargo airplane holds or on a container ship) all across the country in order to bring harm to 'Murika.

why do you hate 'Murika so much?

</sarcasm>

[MichiganVote]

11. Oh yeah I'm a terrorist groupie. Love the clothes

Shipped them through China in boxes marked 'Fireworks-BIG'
Pay white guys rots of money to deliver to neighbor's garage.

[Sub Atomic]

14. dude, you are so busted.

[MichiganVote]

15. Waiting for my own FBI file, you know it

[Mz Pip]

10. So how did you get them

through the ventilator screen. Must have been hard work to move 380 tons of explosives through ventilatior screens.

MzPip
:dem:

[MichiganVote]

12. Piece of cake. Offered them to the Republicans to blow up the Dem's

They took to it like pigs on a farm

[karlrschneider]

13. can I buy a few pounds.....there's this place I wanna.............oops,

never mind. :evilgrin:

[MichiganVote]

16. Its the thought that counts

[Sabriel]

17. That was you? I missed you by a couple of hours.

I have a tree stump I needed to blast out, but when I got to the depot, all the stuff was gone.

[crickets]

18. Luuucy

You got some 'splainin' to do! :7

[OneTwentyoNine]

19. Give me a shout when we get close to July 4th......

Be a hell of a display...

David

[Bucky]

20. If Kerry wins, turn it in. If Bush "wins" give me a call. I'll try & help

[sphincter]

21. Call me !

Let's go dynamite fishing for some beluga sturgeon in Iran and get rich on the caviar.

[Demonaut]

22. its great to topple Seqouia Redwoods, one ounce will waste a spotted

owl colony