Rumor and Innuendo Central - The DU Enquirer

[yvr girl]

Let's dish. If you don't have anything juicy - make something up.

HEyHEY wears cartoon undies.

[Misunderestimator]

1. "Underwear that's fun to wear"

Underoos...

[JBB555]

7. Superman??? N/T

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. But he only wears them on the nights that CatWoman and

Matcom sleep together.

[shraby]

3. He wears them so he can

chase the bears at night.

[DS1]

4. The Benny Hill music plays when he masturbates

It's the weirdest goddamn thing I've seen

[yvr girl]

5. We need more gossip

Skinner was known as Alex P. Keaton II when he was younger.

[jdots]

6. yvr girl just broke up with Billy Bob Affleck ?

George Bush is dating Ahnoldo the Goobarian It looks like wedding bells for Bill O'Rielly and Carl Strap-on Rover

[yvr girl]

8. Wrong, Wrong, Wrong

I'm in a torrid love triangle with George Clooney and Chris Heinz. Oh, did I type that out loud?

[HEyHEY]

9. Yes, I MAY wear cartoon undies but that's just because they've lasted!

All these years!


YVR girl has a crack addiction

[nickgutierrez]

10. Pfft! She said gossip.

[captainjack]

11. my neighbors sisters best friends cousin told her that

condi was actually married to allan greenspan at one time and they had trillions of babies. slut.

[HEyHEY]

12. she's a real sperm sponge

[yvr girl]

13. Oh, ya HEyHEY cries like a baby

every time he watches Sleepless in Seattle

[yvr girl]

14. Dick Cheney is a dick but

he doesn't have a dick. Nasty fight - Lynn won.

[nickgutierrez]

15. XNASA is building a doghouse.

For HIMSELF.

:D