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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 04:11 PM
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my tummy hurts ask me anything
:)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 04:12 PM
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1. hmm
have you been eating grass again, hey any ideas on how to get my keyboard off french setting..I can t use my question mark or apostaphe
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 04:14 PM
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2. no I havent been eating grass
but I did have a cookie with milk. Tummy hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 04:14 PM
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3. My tummy hurts,
my back is sore.
I ain't gonna do it for a dime no more.
15 cents is now my price.
For 25, I'll do it twice.
.
.
.
.
.
Shoeshine, mister?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 04:16 PM
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4. no thank you
but a remedy would be nice.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 04:18 PM
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5. have a shot of rum
.always a good idea
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 04:19 PM
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6. but the drinking laws are bullshit
but I will have a virtual :beer:
Damn you tummy you stupid bastard.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 04:45 PM
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7. tummy ache still hurts
:kick:
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 04:52 PM
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8. Why does your tummy hurt?
If it's from too many cookies, nux vomica will help.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 04:54 PM
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9. I had one cookie imagine that and it went crazy on me
damn you tummy, I dont trust him. :argh:
stupid bastard.
mmmmmmmmm sugar cookies.
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Lizz612 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 04:59 PM
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11. Are you still eating cookies?
despite the fact that your poor tummy hurts?
Are these cookies raw perhaps?
What did you do last night?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 05:00 PM
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13. No I stopped
I didnt to much at all last night, well I played back yard football in the rain, used the computer until 10:30 and went to bed.
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Lizz612 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 05:05 PM
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15. Lets get some more symptoms.
Edited on Sat Sep-13-03 05:07 PM by Lizz612
Are you warm? Have you eaten anything questionable? How big of a cookie are we talking about?
Poor John, feel better.:hug:

on edit you already said it was one. oops.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 05:07 PM
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16. one cookie
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 04:57 PM
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10. Drink some Coca Cola and lie down...
and position yourself so that if it is gas, it can escape. I know that sounds crazy, but maybe you just need a good burp or fart.

And rub your belly while you are lying down. This helped me after the birth of my son get rid of all the gas that is natural for women to experience after childbirth, and I use the technique on my son now.
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Lizz612 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 05:00 PM
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12. Listen to her
Moms are usually right!:)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 05:01 PM
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14. I dont have any coke
Thanks for the tip. Tummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmie!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-03 05:07 PM
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17. Tummy ache is gone
woohoo
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 04:27 AM
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18. Lay off the steak fries and you should feel better soon!
:puke:
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