Dyslexics Of the World, Untie!!!!

[CO Liberal]

:-)

[specter]

1. You need a spanking

:spank::spank::spank::spank:

[catzies]

2. Dyslexia strikes 3 out of 1.

So give generously.

[NamVetsWeeLass]

3. I are dyslexic of Borg, Futility is resistant, Your ass will be laminated!

I know I have said that before, But, you can never use gratuitous Star Trek Lines too much. Damnit, Co-Liberal, I am just a country Doctor, not a Bricklayer.

[Speck Tater]

4. If I'm dyslexic it's because DOG made me that way.

[CO Liberal]

5. Then There's The Dyslexic Who Sold His Soul to Santa

:-)

[matcom]

6. D.A.M.

Mother's Against Dyslexia

[Baja Margie]

7. I think I'm a little DYS,

I drool when I sleep, uh-oh.

[NNadir]

8. My boy is dyslexic. It's a lot more than you think.

[CO Liberal]

9. My Kid Sister is Dyslexic

She was diagnosed back in the '60s, when she was in 6th grade. She had to work three times harder than everyone else just to keep up, yet she was able to graduate from college with high honors.

I'm very proud of her. And I know all about dyslexia.

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. So that's carte blanche for making a joke thread?

[CO Liberal]

13. Oh, Lighten UP!!!!!!

:eyes:

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. I just think that "and I know all about dyslexia"

is a weak argument for making a joke thread that could possibly alienate and insult a number of DUers. I usually don't get on the self-righteous kick, but if it's a condition that someone can't help, it rubs me the wrong way when people make jokes about it. Same applies to the free using of the word "retard" around here.

[CO Liberal]

15. As I Said Above....

Lighten up.

What I started is what's known as a "copycat thread". I don't need a lecture about dyslexia, and the challenges that those who are afflicted with it face. And if this thread offends you, you always have the "ignore" option.

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. Why thank you for the condescenscion.

:thumbsup:

[CO Liberal]

17. Well....

...you were the one who jumped in with the "holier-than-thou" attitude.

If you don't like this thread, then be my guest - alert the mods. If they decide to lock it, so be it.

[Beware the Beast Man]

19. How was I "holier than thou"?

I don't fancy myself better than you, just because I thought a thread of yours to be in poor taste.
Besides, screw the Alert functions, I like to do things the hard way!

[CO Liberal]

20. You Sure SOUND Like You Think You're Better Than Me

Like I said - if you object to the subject matter of this thread, you can wither ignore it, or alert the mods. It's your choice.

[Beware the Beast Man]

21. I do think I'm better than everyone.

To paraphrase yourself...lighten up! :D :bounce:

[Phillycat]

22. Ha! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's that I smell? Why, I think it might be hypocrisy!

It's all right to call someone a horsefaced bitch (a condition Ann Coulter can't help, can she?), which could and did offend a number of DUers. You were all for that. But it's not all right to make a joke thread about dyslexia, because that offends YOU.

Well then. As long as we've got that cleared up.

[CO Liberal]

23. Ahhh ..... Pot - Meet Kettle

Thank you, janesez. :hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

24. "Bitch" is not a permanent condition.

Apples and oranges, janesez. If you're going to jump into a fight at least have half a clue what you are talking about.

[CO Liberal]

25. But Half a Clue Is Better Than No Clue At All

:-)

[Beware the Beast Man]

26. You're so cute, I could eat you up!

:loveya:

[the Princess]

*clearing throat* Excuse me????? LOLOL

[CO Liberal]

36. I Was Wondering When You Were Gonna Get Here!

Hi, honey!!! :hi:

:loveya:

[Phillycat]

27. Well, from my recollection

what you did was jump in and defend the original poster by making fun of Ann Coulter for being horse-faced, not a bitch. Horse-faced is a condition she can't help, without extensive surgery. So I guess I'll take my complete clue and head off into the sunset. Vaya con dios, sir!

[Beware the Beast Man]

28. You realized you just defended Ann Coulter?

FREEPER! I knew it all along!!!!! :P

[Phillycat]

29. Ah, poor Ann is just deluded.

Anyone that out-there is crazy, not evil. I think Ann just needs a big hug.

[Name removed]

32. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Phillycat]

33. Not as far as I know.

I calls 'em like I sees 'em, though. :)

[Beware the Beast Man]

34. So do I, so do I....

[CO Liberal]

30. And Here's The Complete Clue

Colonel Mustard, in the Conservatory, with the candlestick.


Source: http://www.adena.com/

[Phillycat]

31. God, I used to love that game!

They had the little plastic rope...

[CO Liberal]

37. I Didn't Like It....

...because my older sister always won. :-(

[Arkana]

10. Meh, dyslexics always have more nuf.

[OneBlueSky]

11. and pray to Dog every night . . . n/t

.

[BurtWorm]

18. Procrastinators of the world, unite tomorrow maybe.

Weather permitting. If it's nice, maybe the day after tomorrow.

[CO Liberal]

46. Or Sometime Next Week.....

:-)

[Beer Snob-50]

35. /There is a orgainization for those with dyslexics

It is called DAM (Mothers against Dyslexia)

[indigobusiness]

38. I'm karmicly dyslexic

Some of the finest, most interesting and accomplished people are dyslexic.

But, I'm not acquainted with that sub-group.

[CO Liberal]

40. And As This Thread Has Shown....

...there are some people in this world with 2-by-4s up their butts.

:-)

[indigobusiness]

42. Well. I hope

they got the polarity right.

[CO Liberal]

45. I Just Hope They Got the Spirit of This Thread Right

:-)

[HEyHEY]

39. Here!

And I have add.....mind you all this goes back to tests doen in grade 9.

I'm a good reporter, I can't spell or pay attention

[CO Liberal]

41. I'm a Tech Writer

If it weren't for Spell Check, my writing would be unreadable.

I just remembered a time when I was at my parents house, using their electric typewriter to update my resume. (This was back in the days before PCs.) As I finished it, my kid sister walked into the room. I asked her if she would look at my resume.

Without missing a beat, she asked me "Do you REALLY want someone with dyzlexia to proofread your resume?"

I had Mom do it......

[Beaverhausen]

43. What did the dyslexic, insomniac, agnostic do?

Stayed up all night wondering if there is a dog.

[CO Liberal]

44. Hear About the Dyslexic Man Who Walked Into a Bra?

Ba-dum-DUM!! ***cymbal***

Thank you, thank you.....I'll be here all week.....

:-)