Being There: The CAPTION!!! - Democratic Underground

skip fox

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Thu Sep-11-03 06:01 PM
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Being There: The CAPTION!!!

"Well I've been especially heartened to see American flags on lawns all over this great land, and all the patriotic consideration that shows. I mean, it takes a lot of planning on the peoples' part. They had to plant the flag seeds months ago, and then water them all summer and stuff, and time it just right so they all sprouted this week. It really does my heart good to see 'em. Wow."

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arwalden

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Thu Sep-11-03 06:02 PM
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1. On Economics...

Edited on Thu Sep-11-03 06:08 PM by arwalden

"In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again."

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Nevernose

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Thu Sep-11-03 06:03 PM
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2. "Here's the church and here's the steeple

Open the doors and here's the people!"

It's what he'll be doing during the next terrorist attack.

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NekoChris

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Thu Sep-11-03 06:04 PM
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3. Meh. Let's see. Tough picture.

*counting on his fingers*
Bush: 'Let's see: Push through Halliburton contract, check. Attend fund raiser, check. Put on pants before speech...oh no...'

Military Dude: 'Yeah, I could take him. Easy.. headlock for you..'

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arwalden

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Thu Sep-11-03 06:09 PM
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4. This is just like television, only you can see much further.

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cosmicdot

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Thu Sep-11-03 06:21 PM
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5. W: wow, what a day ... I'm 'specially pleased to have a fake osama

Edited on Thu Sep-11-03 06:24 PM by cosmicdot

tape out at this time ... is there a bigger word than trifecta? ... I mean, it just keeps on giving ... saddam is out, osama's back in ... hey, he's just trying to cow us while he's rock climbing or something ... we won't be cowed ... anybody know what that means? ... I think if ya play the tape backwards, it'll reveal something ... anyhoo, it's all osama's fault that we're at war and we'll stay at war until we've achieved our world domination objectives ... no follow up on the latter part which just slipped out ... and, I thought it was cool, too, that that Italian president B dude made it clear that Mussolini didn't kill anyone ... phew ... wow, how long has that lie been around ...

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Jim Sagle

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Thu Sep-11-03 06:30 PM
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6. On politics...

"Let's just say I'm not worried about my prospects. If the Democrats don't stop wising off, they'll be getting new accommodations, if ya know what I mean."

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