Post in this thread and I will call you a wanker.

[Guy Fawkes]

If you don't post in this thread... You're still a wanker.

[name not needed]

1. ok

[Guy Fawkes]

5. Ok? Only a wanker would answer that way.

[DS1]

2. Oooh me first!

[Guy Fawkes]

7. No chance, wanker.

[NYC Liberal]

3. What if I post in AND out of this thread?

[Guy Fawkes]

8. You're a wanker no matter what. Get over it.

[NYC Liberal]

24. Just because you CALL me one

doesn't mean AM one!

:crazy:

[Guy Fawkes]

37. Yeah it does, you sorry wanker.

[NYC Liberal]

53. Who made you the judge of wankers, anyway?

Boooooo!

[Guy Fawkes]

68. Shut up, wanker. Wankers aren't allowed to complain.

[teach1st]

4. There's too many people here to call each

person who doesn't post a wanker.

[Guy Fawkes]

9. That's typical wanker logic. Wanker.

[teach1st]

34. Damn!

[Guy Fawkes]

36. Thats what all the wankers say. They all say "Damn!"

[teach1st]

41. I mean "darn" not "damn" - honest

If I was a wanker would I say that? I think not.

[Guy Fawkes]

46. What a bad excuse, even for a wanker.

[Droopy]

6. Alright, butthead.

[Guy Fawkes]

12. Is that the best you can do? Wow, what a wanker you are!

[Droopy]

29. Alright you booger-eatin', knat-brained, crap-spewing,

knuckle-dragging, sorry excuse for a freeper. Wank me!

[Guy Fawkes]

32. No chance, bloody wanker.

[swag]

10. Did someone say wanker?

Inne gonna own up?

[Guy Fawkes]

15. Wow.... you're a wanker!

[EstimatedProphet]

11. At least I'm a wanker standing up to you! So there!

I could just not post in this thread, but I choose to confront you about you calling me a wanker!
Do your worst!

[Guy Fawkes]

17. You call that standing up to me? Your a spineless, yellow, idiotic wanker.

[Kierkegaard]

13. THIS IS NOT A POST

I'm BushBash and I approve this message.

[Guy Fawkes]

18. STFU, wanker. Thats a post and you know it,

[Kierkegaard]

22. Was not.

It was a message. THIS is a post. Wanker...

[Guy Fawkes]

38. Whatever. You're a bloody wanker. Easy.

[miss_kitty]

14. I'd rather be a wanker

than a wank stain! :D

[Guy Fawkes]

21. Wank stain this, you wanker!

:donut:

[ogradda]

16. i'm not a wanker!

maybe a wankette..

[Guy Fawkes]

23. Nope, you're definetely a wanker.

[ogradda]

27. waaaaaaa!

you play mean! i'm telling!

[Guy Fawkes]

28. Poppycock, wanker!

[MercutioATC]

19. Don't you dare call me a wanker!

:spank:

[Guy Fawkes]

25. Go smurf yourslef, you smurfing smurf smurf wanker.

[jukes]

20. well, i *am* a wanker

so go the fuck on!

[Guy Fawkes]

26. Smurfin' Aye, you're a wanker.

[Lady Effingbroke]

30. I'm a wanker!

And I ain't ashamed to admit it!

[Guy Fawkes]

33. Wait for it.... Wait for it...... Wait for it..... WANKER!

[Lady Effingbroke]

40. I'm honored! I'm humbled! I'm thrilled!

I'm pathetic! And........I'M A WANKER!!!!!!! Guy Fawkes has confirmed it!

[Guy Fawkes]

44. And we looked at each other, and we each said "OK." And we played the

first thing that came to our heads,
and it just so happened to be,
the greatest song in the world...

Sorry, I got sidetracked. Wanker.

[salinen]

31. Oh joy

I've always wanted to be called a wanker.

[Guy Fawkes]

35. And now you have. Wanker.

[huntsvilledem]

39. I|\/| |\|0+ 0|\|3

hahaha l33t 5p34k3r5 are not wankers

[Guy Fawkes]

42. 1337 !5 4 \/\/4|\||<3|>5, 2

[huntsvilledem]

43. 0|\/|6 y0|_| 5p34|< 1337!!

+|-|4+ 15 50 4\/\/350|\/|3

[Guy Fawkes]

48. \/\/|-|473\/3|>, \/\/4|\||<3|>

[huntsvilledem]

59. 1 |<|\|0\/\/ Y0|_| 4|>3 8|_|+ \/\/|-|4+ 4|\/| 1?!?!

~*~OWNED~*~

[Guy Fawkes]

62. QQ, \/\/4|\||<3|>. FTWNT

[huntsvilledem]

65. [ |-|3[ |< y0|_||> P|\/|'5 814+[ |-|!!

!!!

[Guy Fawkes]

70. 637 0\/\3|> !7, \/\/4|\||<3|>

[bigwillq]

45. May I just say....

:silly:

[Guy Fawkes]

49. No, you may not. Know why? Its because you're a wanker.

[bigwillq]

54. Great, that's what I always wanted to be!

:silly:

[slinkerwink]

47. I'm the best wanker ever!

[Guy Fawkes]

52. Fat chance, ya' bloody wanker.

[slinkerwink]

56. don't be so.....English!

:shock:

[Guy Fawkes]

66. Bite me, wanker

[JohnKleeb]

50. Fine go bloody ahead, I am a happy mofo

[Guy Fawkes]

58. No, you're a sad wanker.

[JohnKleeb]

60. hah my football teams are a combined 15-3

Thats plenty to be happy about even if the yankees are up 3-0.

[FuzzySlippers]

51. Hi! I'm new here.

Please don't be mean to me.

[Guy Fawkes]

61. Poppycock. You're a bleedn' wanker like everyone else.

welcome to DU anyway, wanker.

[FuzzySlippers]

72. Oh yeah? Well you're a pathetic...

excuse for Guy Fawkes. Too busy wanking to go blow up Parliament.

[Deja Q]

55. Want me to prove it?

O8)

[Guy Fawkes]

63. Bloody hell! You MUST be a wanker!

(maybe later :evilgrin:)

[immoderate]

57. Take your best shot!

I'm prepared for this.

--IMM

[Guy Fawkes]

64. Better get a new ducktape and garbage bag room, wanker.

[immoderate]

67. Oooh!

Well struck, Fawkes. I guess I'm not as prepared as I thought I was.

--IMM

[Guy Fawkes]

71. Of course not! You're a wanker!

[salinen]

69. If you call me a wanker again

I'm going to put a W04 sign on your lawn.