Bush's job options

[ozymandius]

What job would Bush* best qualify to do after his tenure in the White House is done? Feel free to suggest your own.

[Brucey]

1. Janitor in a video arcade.

[joshdawg]

2. all but soldier......

He is not worthy of the sweat off a soldier's butt.

[Japhy_Ryder]

3. Prisoner?

or refugee?

[ozymandius]

5. Ooh! good one - Prisoner

Maybe in one of those foreign countries he dissed six months ago?

[Democrats unite]

6. I'm with you on this one

Wished it was in the poll.

[Divernan]

7. Got my vote

With status as international war criminal, in isolation cell.

[sexybomber]

4. you forgot "maker of license plates"

isn't that what a lot of people do in prison? :evilgrin:

[bif]

8. A caddy!

You forgot that one. Or a bartender.

[Aristus]

9. Boosh end 'ees kindeh arr seelly wappers uvv uthair peeple's

buttomseh! Now, go ayway orr Ah shall taunt you a secondeh time-eh.

[pippin]

10. fugitive

fugitive from international tribunal.

[Iris]

11. Quick Lube employee

Given his love for oil and all . . .

[U2Fanatic]

12. I voted for butt sitter-oner...

but only because coke head isn't a job.

[AntiCoup2K4]

13. Coal shoveller - in HELL!

That will be his job title eventually :grr:

[grasswire]

14. armadillo poacher

With a ranch like that, you don't want to be all hat, no armadillo!

[Kat45]

15. Jizz Mopper.

(If you saw "Clerks," you'll know what I'm talking about.)

[Blue-Jay]

18. I saw. I love "Clerks", and I hate you for stealing my post.

j/k

:D

[Kat45]

16. Kick

him out of office!

[HEyHEY]

17. Cashier

first, take away all his savings

[MrScorpio]

19. He'd make a great butt buddy

Send his entire cabinet to prison as well.

I can see Shrubby spreading his cheeks as the other crooks are lined up, waiting for their turn

[Spider Jerusalem]

20. Jizz-mopper in a Times Square peepshow joint. (n/t)