Loofah Veterans For Truth *new PS*

[DS1]

Yeah, I was bored last night, what of it? :7

[underpants]

1. Hahaha I almost felafel my chair

:bounce:

[DS1]

3. hehehe, stop soaping yourself up all the time

Or start, on a cruiseship somewhere, I'll help :bounce:

[underpants]

5. -

God that was a great pun WOW am I proud of me.

[DS1]

7. Yeah, you've got a bright future ahead of you

*fap fap fap click - dialtone*

[Rainbowreflect]

18. I am a big fan of good puns & I was very impressed.

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

[Phillycat]

6. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your puns! They hurt me inside!

[underpants]

8. Perhaps a HOT shower will help

As I see it in my mind.....

[Phillycat]

9. Would you get two glasses of wine into me quick?

[underpants]

12. Where's that IV equipment when you need it?

:scared::bounce:

[Phillycat]

13. What a fucking freak show.

He freely admits, "Gotta get ya good n drunk! Ain't nobody gonna sleep with ME sober! Yee ha!"

[DS1]

14. I'd love to see his collection of little bottles of chloroform

Ya just know he's got one

[Phillycat]

15. Mmm, loofahs and chloroform.

The recipe for a beautiful evening! :puke:

[underpants]

17. Reminds me of Janikowski the Raider's date rapist

Great line from a friend of mine

"How sad is it that a pro football player has to use drugs to get laid?"

I think it is more about some sick power thing.

[underpants]

16. What really is a shame is that he is rich

You can have a hump on your back and still get laid if you are rich enough.

[Philostopher]

20. Dialogue that wasn't there that should have been.

"Bill, I'm sorry -- the only big boob here is you."

Click.

[Rainbowreflect]

19. How long have you been holding on to that one

just waiting for a chance to use it?

[Richardo]

2. They're with the Swiftboat Felafels, aren't they?

[DS1]

4. No way man, Swiftboat Felafels weren't even there!

:nuke:

[Fenris]

10. Excellent!

:D:thumbsup:

Maybe Bill will refute them in his next book...

[DS1]

21. Order now and get a free can of coke, hairs optional

[matcom]

11. YEAH BABY!!!!

C'MERE!!!!

let "Uncle Matcom, SPC(Ret.)" protect yo' ASS!!!

:D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA