Song Parody Fun- Dildo Reilly "Smart Operator"

[Dr Fate]

Any of you song parody whiz-kids care to take on Dildo Reilly with "Smart Operator" to the tune of Sade's "Smooth Operator?"

I imagine it would write itself!!!

http://www.bookloons.com/cgi-bin/Review.asp?bookid=3513

There are four main sections to this 'survival guide' - 'People in Your Life', 'Your Private Life', 'Your School Life', and 'Things to Think About' - separated by Instant Message (IM) comparisons between 'Pinheads and Smart Operators'.


Is a "Smart Operator" someone who brings extra batteries to the "party?"

We report, you decide!!!!

[Dhalgren]

1. "Dildo Reilly" instead of Bill O'Reilly?

OMG that is great! From now on forever more I will only use the name Dill Do'Reilly! Thank you!

[Dr Fate]

2. I wish I could take credit for it- but I'll gladly spread the love!!!

n/t

[GiovanniC]

3. Smart Operator

I'm not that good with this sort of thing, but here goes:



On the telephone with a girl
She’s pretty sure he’s going to start
With his big mouth, smut just pours out.
He’s dirtier than average
Ocean nights and drugged up wine, one creepy guy.
Heaven help her when he calls.

We all heard, lover boy
Called her a tease with tons of sleaze and your vibrating toy
Shower in a porno scene
When you seduce I want to puke – I’m turning green

Don’t screw your falafel or your “loofa thing”
And get that thing out of your ass
O’Liely, we’ve all known that you’re disgusting

No need to ask…

You’re a smart operator
Smart operator
Smart operator
Smart operator

[Dr Fate]

4. Quite funny, actually!

Thanx!