Kids say the darnedest things - Democratic Underground

sbj405

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Fri Oct-15-04 06:51 AM
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Kids say the darnedest things

So, my friend's son, age 3, was getting a bath and playing with a boat in the tub. He's got some little guys and says "Come on, get on the swift boat." Friend confirmed what he really said, but he had no idea what a swift boat was. LOL

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kick-ass-bob

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Fri Oct-15-04 08:04 AM
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1. My daughter (3), after hearing

Edited on Fri Oct-15-04 08:04 AM by kick-ass-bob

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

started singing it - only replacing 'Deeds' with 'Jeans'

:crazy:

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Fri Oct-15-04 08:07 AM
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2. "I wanna be Sedated" became "I want a piece of bacon" to a friend's kid

Heard it with my own ears :)

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Mizmoon

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Fri Oct-15-04 08:24 AM
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3. I remember reading about a soldier's daughter

Edited on Fri Oct-15-04 08:25 AM by chamilto

who, during the first Gulf War, asked her mom, "Mommy, why is daddy inside a rock?" She misunderstood the name "Iraq".

*edit for spelling error

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