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russian33 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 12:02 PM
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The Top Ten Reasons Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex
Edited on Thu Oct-14-04 12:02 PM by russian33
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a
little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes
and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier
it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the
person who gave you candy.

6. The person giving you candy doesn't
fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache,
it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask,
no one thinks you're kinky.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear
you moaning and groaning.

2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning.

1. If you don't get what you want,
you can always go next door!!



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