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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Thu Oct-14-04 01:19 AM
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I only have eyes for.... CAPTIONS

Hmmmmm. Looks like Laura is eyeing up Rudy G. Well, he is about due for another affair, it has been at least 5 years since his last one and she is due to "marry up".

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Lord_StarFyre

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Thu Oct-14-04 01:21 AM
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1. Jenna is looking at him too

"I bet he's got a great bar"

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patrice

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Thu Oct-14-04 01:21 AM
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2. They look tired. n/t

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Skittles

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Thu Oct-14-04 02:32 AM
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3. that is one creepy family

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realisticphish

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Thu Oct-14-04 02:45 AM
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4. o god, that old bastard is rubbing my thigh nt

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Thu Oct-14-04 08:42 AM
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5. and that freak Mom and my sister the witch are smiling about it!

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LisaLynne

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Thu Oct-14-04 08:43 AM
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6. Gosh! They are so creepy!!!!

They're like robots or aliens trying to look human. Bleck!!!

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Prisoner_Number_Six

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Thu Oct-14-04 08:47 AM
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7. I've finally figured out who she REALLY is!!!

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kick-ass-bob

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Thu Oct-14-04 08:53 AM
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8. threesome! THREESOME!!!!

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artboy

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Thu Oct-14-04 09:01 AM
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9. hehehehe

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auburngrad82

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Thu Oct-14-04 09:13 AM
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10. Laura looks like the definitive Stepford Wife

She's got that creepy, mindless look in her eyes.

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skip fox

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Thu Oct-14-04 10:19 AM
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11. Laura is thinking: "Well, I DO think he should put it back in his pants,

but as long as it's out, can't hurt to take another peak . . . Wow! It must be five-and-a-half inches!!!"

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pdx_prog

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Thu Oct-14-04 10:24 AM
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12. Pickles is thinking....

"I sure would like to go for a ride with you in the country"...

Rudy is thinking "Yeah.....as long as YOU don't drive"...

OR....

Pickles is singing...."oh Rudy you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Rudy.......hey Rudy....."

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DelawareValleyDem

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Thu Oct-14-04 10:26 AM
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13. She's got that

"Rudy, George said he won't be coming straight home" look on her face.

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Crankie Avalon

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Thu Oct-14-04 10:31 AM
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14. "Well, Ah do declare...

...I'm getting a hankerin' to find out what it'd be like to sample some "forbidden fruit"--I've never been with a man whose last name ended in a vowel, before!"

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skip fox

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Thu Oct-14-04 11:18 AM
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15. Laura is thinking: "Wonder what he'd give me for my

girls? . . . Wonder if I could watch?"

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Bush-bin-Lyin

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Thu Oct-14-04 11:43 AM
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16. Jenna is just pissed

She got the short end of the stick in the "fraternal twins looks race."

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YellowRubberDuckie

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Thu Oct-14-04 11:48 AM
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17. I really don't think the twins care who is president...

...and I truly think they're only doing this so Mommy and Daddy and Granny don't cut them off monetarily.
Duckie

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skypilot

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Thu Oct-14-04 12:03 PM
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18. "Smile Barbara or Daddy will tell everyone...

Edited on Thu Oct-14-04 12:04 PM by skypilot

...that you're a lesbian. Ha ha, just kidding."

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