And why aren't YOU in the GROTTO?

[VelmaD]

We're getting off to a bit of a late start tonight.



Some of us were "otherwise occupied". ;-)



Sorry for the delay. This is our last night without short bus so we gotta have fun fast. Everybody into the hot tub.

*snap snap* Raul, Ramon, Hans, Ingmar, Helga, Britta, Ginger...hell all of ya. Just bring us all the booze you can carry.

Darth Velma

[TrogL]

1. champage

I just got lucky

[VelmaD]

3. Woohoo!

Good for you. Feel free to dish the dirt lucky boy. We're willing to live vicariously through you. ;-)

:toast:

[SOteric]

2. Find a cabana boy named "Etienne"

...and I might be coaxed out of my shell...

[VelmaD]

4. I'm more than willing...

to hire the French. (Ha - take that shrub-boy.) All it took was one person complaining about all the Hispanic cabana boys and next thing you know we had a whole herd of lovely German and Scandinavian waitstaff.

If you'll come on out tonight I promise to start looking for a Frend cabana boy just for you tomorrow. Ok? Ok.

[SOteric]

5. I guess I could stay for a drink or two and see how things go...

[VelmaD]

6. That's the spirit.

Slide on in the hot tub and whisper in my ear exactly what you'd like me to look for in this French homme de cabana. ;-) We aim to keep the customers satisfied and I live to serve.

[SOteric]

7. Well...

If he looked a little like this, - I wouldn't much mind....

[VelmaD]

8. Well, I don't think he's French, but...

if you'll bring the rope I'll provide the get-away car and the muscle and we can go kidnap Viggo. Mmm...Viggo...*drool*

Note to self: find French cabana boy who looks like Aragorn...mmm...Aragorn...mmm...Boromir...mmm...Aragorn and Boromir...*thud*

[SOteric]

9. He is something

special, -isn't he?

[VelmaD]

10. oh yeah...

He's a hottie. I love that rough look. *swoons* He's THE hottie in a movie full of hotties. There ain't an unnattractive man in either of the first two LOTR movies. Well, ok, Wormtongue. But otherwise, I'd do pretty much all of 'em. Hell, even Saruman is hot.

Uhh...could I get some ice over here please. *sheepish grin*