Paradise Hotel Makes Me Glad I'm Gay!

[joeybee12]

You know, I'm not all that familiar with the heterosexual lifestyle and agenda--don't get me wrong, I'm not a bigot--but it concerns me when I think I see a group of people like those on Paradise Hotel which I would assume are fairly representative of the heterosexual community. I mean, is this a choice, or is it something that's innate? Please help educate me--I don't want to vote for a ban on heterosexual marriages, but every time I see this show, I don't see how any decent, Christian person could do otherwise!

[toddzilla]

1. i gave up TV

quite a while ago.. whenever i visit someone or have a chance to flip through the channels i'm appalled really..

I like a hard, well built female body and all, but a little substance would be nice.. Television seems to be turning into a porn movie stopping just short of the actual sex.. bad acting, bad plots, plastic people, too much makeup, shall i go on?

People are amazed when i tell them i don't watch tv, it's like when i tell them i don't drink, then i end up at a bar and order a water or a coke.. they are always like.. "wow, you really don't drink??"

same goes for TV.. what's the point.. i've seen all the seinfelds :)

[Deja Q]

2. And look at how heterosexuals treat each other, utterly disgraceful!

No wonder they can't form and maintain relationships; either the men beat up the women, the men cheat on the women, the women cheat on the men, or they just refuse to even try to make a relationship work, lazy degenerate scum they are! They'll divorce at the drop of a hat.

And the diseases they get, gross! Especially crabs...

And their irresponsible acts are why we have so many unwanted and neglected and abused children in this world! They should know better.

Heterosexuals are vile creatures!

And it's amazing how many heterosexual males are pedophiles, gross! Definitely going against the will of God.

The only people who are good to children are homosexuals.

(How much of this is sarcasm is up for you to determine. :evilgrin: As I happen to be a heterosexual, I decided that turnabout is fair play.)

[joeybee12]

4. Please--I didn't mean to bash heteros--I'm sure many are nice people!

But watching this show makes me think they would be better off if they went through some of reversion/conversion therapy. They can't be happy the way they are, can they?

[pruner]

3. the people on Paradise Hotel are as representative of the hetero community

as the Jeffrey Dahmer was representative of the gay community.

[joeybee12]

5. Are you sure about that?

I've watched For Love or Money 2, and also Temptation Island. I don't want to stereotype heterosexuals, but they all seem the same to me. And one of those shows ISN'T on Fox!

[Prodemsouth]

10. Or

John Wayne Gacey, I could think of even more repugant heterosexuals. What is the point.

[newyawker99]

11. Congrats Prodemsouth!! 400 posts

:toast:

[tridim]

6. I've never seen the show

but from watching the commercials I can tell you that most of the heterosexual community is nothing like the show portrays. I think what you saw was spoiled frat boys and sorority girls with hormone poisoning. I'm hetero and have nothing to do with that crowd.

[joeybee12]

8. I hope people realize this is sarcasm...

...I'm kind of concerned about some of the replies!

[Deja Q]

9. You're different, you're not a conservative!

Progressive/liberal/worthy/real men, like you, are not like those greedy little horny goodfornothing creeps on those television shows.

[mitchtv]

7. to eac his own, live and let live,

but do they have to shove it down our throats?