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Out the Parasites (367 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:07 PM Original message |
What to do your last day on the Job??? After surviving 3 downsizes |
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Big Kahuna (903 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
1. photo-copy your butt? |
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Jo March (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:09 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. A classic, to be sure |
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Out the Parasites (367 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:10 PM Response to Reply #1 |
6. LOL ok that's a good one - check |
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Jo March (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
2. Look for the 3-hole punch machines and |
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Shoeempress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
3. Have to be careful, may need a reference |
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Kolesar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
5. Put some code in the financial software that will transfer $30,000 to you |
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Out the Parasites (367 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:11 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. erm...good idea...at least he'd get a roof, 3 meals...and some lovin |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
7. They'll probably watch him like a hawk! |
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Out the Parasites (367 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:15 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. True...but there is not that many people left :-) |
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BJ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
9. Do absolutely nothing the entire day. |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:17 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. I do that already! |
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Wickerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
10. No good ideas |
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chenGOD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
13. Definitely show up late |
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nickgutierrez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
14. Call in sick? |
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fob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
15. Remove all the "W" keys, I hear that's standard protocol. |
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methinks2 (894 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:32 PM Response to Original message |
16. sit on the copy machine |
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Out the Parasites (367 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:36 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. right...how would they be able to ID him??? "Ok everyone...pull your pant |
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gpandas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:40 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. national buttprint data base. n/t |
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StopTheMorans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
18. ask Milton from Office Space |
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Lizz612 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
19. Hide things |
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Lizz612 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:50 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. More.... |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:48 PM Response to Original message |
21. Steal the photocopier... |
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Out the Parasites (367 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 01:12 PM Response to Reply #21 |
26. lol |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
23. Screw around with the elevator. |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
24. Show up in a loincloth |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
25. Play Fahrenheit 9/11 of the company computer |
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dean_dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
27. Gut a fish on your desk ala "Office Space". Then steal the copier. |
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RoyalWickedness (245 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 02:52 PM Response to Original message |
28. Change all the phone numbers |
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bukk (68 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 11:27 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. bwaaaahahaha |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 11:35 PM Response to Original message |
30. Bring a strong magnet to work |
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Princess Turandot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 11:46 PM Response to Original message |
31. Way back in 1991.. |
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TexasBushwhacker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-04 11:57 PM Response to Original message |
32. What a guy did at ARCO |
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