Hilarious review of O'Reilly Factor For Kids

[Mojambo]

http://tinyurl.com/2ps9y

"I can say with confidence there is not one teenager in the nation who will read past page 3 of this book and want to continue or at least there are very few. And when I say very few I’m talking roughly the same number of death row inmates who subscribe to Redbook."

"While he claims to believe he’s helping kids out, what O’Reilly has actually just done is consigned hundreds of innocent children of Factor viewers to the worst Christmas break they’ve ever had."

"He’s got four whole chapters full of this crap. It looks like he lifted stuff straight out of a 1946 copy of Boy’s Life and then removed all the edginess."

Very funny stuff!

[Downtown Hound]

1. O'Liely wrote a kids book?

What does he do? Tell them to shut up? This is the same guy that wrote that smut piece of shit "Those Who Trespass" right? I don't even want to think about the possibilities that are creeping beneath the surface of my mind trying to get out about what that could mean.

[rocktivity]

2. No wonder he's referred to Jon Stewart's book as a coloring book

Oops--make that NUMBER ONE BEST SELLING coloring book. They were both going after the stoned slacker audience, I suppose. I guess the green monster ain't just a wall in Boston!

:headbang:
rocknation

[flamingyouth]

3. Classic

The mere idea of that book gives me the creeps. :(