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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:11 PM Original message |
Time For Another FREEPER JOKE THREAD!!! |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
1. How many Freepers does it take to change a light bulb? |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:54 PM Response to Reply #1 |
25. None - |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
2. How do you break up a Freeper party? |
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flaminbats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 03:36 PM Response to Reply #2 |
27. What did the toilet say to the freeper? |
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Teaser (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
3. How many freepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
4. What do you have when you have 32 freepers in the same room? |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
5. What does shit hitting the fan sound like? |
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Bok_Tukalo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
6. A freeper is making love to his wife |
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:27 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. How does a freeper know when his wife is dead? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:28 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. A Freeper Comes Home and Finds His Wife in Bed With His Best Friend |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
7. What Do You Call 15 Freepers Standing in a Circle? |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
10. What do you call... |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:42 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. Or "A Good Start" |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
11. What's brown, black, and white... |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
12. What Has 20 Teeth and Two Legs? |
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benito (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
14. What's the difference |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
15. How Do You Bury a Dead Freeper? |
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Calico Jack Rackham (410 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
16. How do you circumcise a freeper? |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
17. ok |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
18. Two Freepers Went Bear Hunting |
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flaminbats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
19. why did the pro-lifer cross the road? |
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Drifter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:06 PM Response to Original message |
20. Ancient Freeper Carpenter Saying ... |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
21. Why Did the Freeper Lose His Job At the M&M Factory? |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:33 PM Response to Original message |
22. What do you call a six-pack of Busch and a Slim Jim? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
23. Wht Wasn't Jesus Born in Freeperland? |
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EV1Ltimm (831 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:48 PM Response to Original message |
24. What do you call 4 Freepers in Quicksand? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
26. How Many Freepers Does it Take To Shingle a Roof?? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
28. What do you do if a Freeper throws a hand-grenade at you? |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
29. What does a female freeper say during sex? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 03:42 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. What Does a Female Freeper Do AFTER Sex? |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
31. Some freeper "art".. They RAVED about it at the time |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 03:50 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. This is MY Favorite Freeper "Artwork" |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
33. How does a freeper call her kids to dinner? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 03:56 PM Response to Original message |
34. A Freeper is hired to paint the lines on the road |
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Dzimbowicz (911 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
35. If the "No shirt, no shoes, no service" policy |
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Spirochete (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
36. How does a Freeper spell "farm"? |
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Culture Mind (55 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
37. Why do birds fly upside down over FreeRepublic.com? |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
38. Buryin' freepers |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-09-04 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
39. How Do You Get a One-Armed Freeper Out of a Tree? |
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