I have so many mitochlorians I could reach through your screen and shave U

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

as close as a blade or your money back. Doubt it not.

[apnu]

1. I'd like to see you try, young padewan!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. I will not give into my rage

I have mastered my powers

[shaolinmonkey]

3. The boy has no patience.

I cannot train him.

[cheezus]

4. yep, you've got mitoclorians and Greedo shoots first

up for a pod race?

/fucking lucas

[DrWeird]

5. I've got more midichlorians than Jesus.

Don't make me get all Biblical on your ass.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. I am a unified mass of mitochlorians.

I am the force

[disgruntled_goat]

7. thanks

i could really use a shave...

can you force trim my nosehair also?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. I'd use the force to dislodge each hair like a light-saber stuck in snow

[MostlyLurks]

9. DAMN! All I have is metachlamydians.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. you keep those to yourself, thanks

[MostlyLurks]

15. I can reach through your screen and make you itch.

[DrWeird]

10. Could you force choke my chicken for me?

It doesn't want to go on anymore.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. no but i will punch your ewok in the crotch for you

[DrWeird]

13. As your doctor, I would highly recommend against that.

I don't know how he does it, but he keeps getting into my anabolics.

[ismnotwasm]

14. Yo' Mama

literally