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I just got emailed this one. Anybody got any more bush jokes ?
Ladies and Gentleman...... The President of the United States of
America.... George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell
where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list
but I have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay here, so
I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to
take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." George
thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it were former President Richard
Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing
Gasping for air, then immediately diving back into the water again
over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I
don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil let him to the next room. In it was British Prime Minister
Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of red hot rocks. All
he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No way, I've got this problem with my shoulder. It would be constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw former President
Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his
head and his legs in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica
Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in
disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah I could handle this."
The devil smiles and says......... "Monica, you're free to go!"
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