Motherfucking Swedes... I was denied the Nobel in literature AGAIN!

[Dookus]

Fuckin' fish-eating Ikea-loving bastards.... I spent all year posting pearls here on DU, and I was ENTIRELY overlooked by the Nobel Committee.

So far this year, I lost the Oscar, the Emmy, the Grammy, the MTV Video Award, Miss America and now this. I'd fucking go over there and kick some ass if I weren't holding out hope for the Peace Prize.

Fuckin' Ann-Margaret-watching Stockholm-syndrome-naming meatball eaters.

[ewagner]

1. You are hereby nominated

for a DUy

For outstanding achievement in posting

[Fridays Child]

2. And I told them, Dookus. I said, "Don't make me come over there."

Now, I'm gonna have to go open up a whoopass smörgåsbord on those mofos. x(

[Dookus]

6. You're

a good friend.

[shugah]

3. you and me, too!

i mean, i have written some stuff with real, serious ANGST this year! i'm talkin' about ANGST, baby! so, i definitely commiserate. i've been overlooked too. *sigh* additional *angst*

but! i do like ikea!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. To be fuckin' great is to be fuckin' misunderstood.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that you get that Latin Grammy this year, too. I've read your posts and I know how much it means to you. FUCK Carlos Santana, Shakira, Ricky Martin...this is YOUR moment in the sun.

:toast:

[Dookus]

7. I don't have much hope...

unless you're shtupping J-Lo, you're shit outta luck. It's all about Marc Anthony this year.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

11. To which I say, remember the Belushi quote from Animal House...

"Did we give up when the Germans invaded Pearl Harbor?"

NO!

So hang in there.



:evilgrin:

[DarkPhenyx]

5. It's eel eating, damnit...

and what the fuck do you want? they don't understand hurdy_hurdy, or bork, bork, bork

fuck em. you know you rock. who else matters?

[Dookus]

8. What matters?

the fucking CASH!

[DarkPhenyx]

10. ok...

...so do you have the cash?

[Itchinjim]

9. Volvo ? Vulva is more like it!

Boy I hate them Goddam Minnesotans of Europe!

[Bossy Monkey]

12. Goddammit Dookus, you already have six Pulitzers! Don't be greedy n/t

[kodi]

13. don't worry dookie, i feel there's a darwin award awaiting you someday

bred now, time is short.

[FlemingsGhost]

14. Fuck 'em ... it's all politics.

They're just jealous, and threatened by your brilliance.

You don't need a silly award to know you're a genius, do you?

[Mojambo]

15. I have a soft spot in my heart for Swedes

I got my nipple transplant from a Swede. Both of them in fact.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

16. Prolly cuz u cain't write worth a shit.

[miss_kitty]

17. it's JUst wrong.

:cry:

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

18. Next time write about goats

Books about goats do really well.