What Dipshit will do after Kerry moves into the White House

[jmowreader]

This discussion assumes they don't throw his ass in jail then weld the door shut, order him to commit seppuku, or conscript him and send him to Iraq under the theory that if he started the fucking war he can damn sure finish it.

If Bush remains a free man, he will be snapped up to sit on boards of companies who would consider it a great honor to have a former president on their board and don't mind that he's a quarterwit and a fascist dictator besides. Ten companies at $100,000/year each, that's a nice little chunka change. Companies like Wal-Mart and (ugh) my employer will happily put this waste of semen on their boards.

He'll fly around all happy and fulfilled not knowing he's really just a figurehead.

Because in reality, if his name was George Smith he'd be washing cars today, and he'd be doing it for someone else.

[apnu]

1. well seeing as how he's a monkey...

... he'll probably crap on the oval office chair and leave it as a 'gift' for JK. The Simian-in-Chief has no class (and apparently I don't either :evilgrin:)

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. Hey hey hey..... shrub is on the telly saying how JK would not command

respect in the world.... get this... shrub must be mistaking loathing for respect. Is that a sign of intelligence and good decision making capabilities??

Shrub is going on and on how JK disses our allies.... does he EVER look in the mirror??

Shrub is a loser, pure and simple.... and he hangs out with crooks and hoodlums.

NO WMD, final answer... that alone should get him a nice room in the big house.

They are counting the Iraqi deaths as "coalition casualties" are those the ones we killed before we proclaimed mission accomplished, or are those the women and children figured in there... who have died needlessly for one man's insanity.

[teryang]

3. he'll do what he's always done

engage in one failed scheme after another and standby while someelse tries to clean up his mess.

[Misunderestimator]

4. "Quarterwit" Good one... but you're too generous.

Has a better ring to it than hundredth-wit, or negative-wit though. :)

I agree with you unfortunately... Probably my company will welcome him to its board as well. Ugh... the thought of it.

[Wapsie B]

5. Sitting on boards

and being a rubber stamp for the CEO would be about his speed. He'd be able to play golf with corporate lackies and throw parties for clients. He's the Fredo of the family.

[Misunderestimator]

6. LOL... Fredo... can we take him out on a boat now?

[freethought]

7. First order of business will be

Pulling the Boy King out from under the Oval Office desk. He'll be holed up under there sucking his thumb in the fetal position.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

8. He'll give speeches for $10K a pop

I almost couldn't type that without having a giggle fit, but yeah, there are enough crazy fundie organizations out there that would pay him that much to.....to......SPEAK!

LMAO!!!!

[freethought]

9. 10K a pop? Hell, that's cheap for a big name speaker!

But I guess you have to consider who is speaking. George W. can speak. Barely!

[jmowreader]

10. Which is WHY he'll only go for $10k a pop.

Would you pay $25,000 to hear about mexed missages?

Or peeance freeance?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. Your first three ideas sound sweet. Why not do all of them? (nt)

[HEyHEY]

12. I hope they call that guy from Roger and me to evict him