CAPTION the really scary man...

[Lindacooks]

...and then I slowly close my hands around the windpipe ...

[the Princess]

1. and the Doctor said........

Your prostate is *this big*

[bo44]

2. I hold his butt cheeks like this and then I

give him the full Charmin.

[SmileyBoy]

7. LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!!

That was... TOO good!!!

[UCSBLiberalCat53]

3. he is SO evil

I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL! SO HUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNGRY!!!!!

[WindRavenX]

4. "BRAINS!! RRRRRRRRRRR!!!"

"...NEED...BRAIN...!"

[dave123williams]

5. "Most of the time, I keep my lies THIS BIG so they're never questioned."

[yellowcanine]

15. "This is the lockbox where I keep my lies...err...fuzzy facts."

[kokomo]

6. Yessir, Bush has cajones this big! He makes tearists tremble!

:nuke:

[mrbassman03]

9. No, that guy Warren Terra...

"He needs huge nuts to stand up to the smackdown from the U.S..."

[Swamp Rat]

8. alien lizard

[Tabasco_Dave]

10. " It plugged up the toilet it was huge

and it smelled bad too, lynn almost fainted. I have to watch what i eat from now on".

[andino]

11. Heh

So I grabbed him and told him to go fuck himself!!!

[NamVetsWeeLass]

12. this is how I work the Bush Puppet

ever notice I can't drink any water while Gilligan is talking?

[auburngrad82]

13. Just last week I strangled a kitten with these very hands.

[CO Liberal]

14. "I Wanna Wring Edwards' F**kin' Neck"

:-)

[Minstrel Boy]

16. I dunno, but those blinking lights at the bottom look familiar

to this old Star Trek fan.

The Vice President will respond with one blink for Yes, and two blinks for no.

[Brewman_Jax]

17. John, I really am your father

we can rule the empire as father and son, together!

[skip fox]

18. "Again my opponent shows a fundamental lack of knowledge about

terrorism. Everybody's got a little terrorist inside. Most of us learn to strangle it, stifle it, lock it up and throw away the key. You gotta really learn to hate yourself before you can exterminate it altogether. . . . Self-loathing, that's the ticket. . . . You just can't go around treating yourself or your fellow man as having any aspirations or possibilities beyond making money and strangling the demon within. . . . If you coddle it like Democrats do, or if you litigate it, like trial lawyers, the essential evil will destroy the world. . . . But my opponent doesn't have a clue to any that!""

[LanternWaste]

19. "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

[Ganja Ninja]

20. Money! It's a gas. Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.