LOL... This one is too good not to CAPTION

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

I coulda been a contenda' I coulda!

[jpgray]

1. I find your lack of faith disturbing, Gwen. (nt)

[the Princess]

2. Here's my hand see............

I was not playing with my "no no" place.

[dave123williams]

3. "So I wash it, and wash it, but the damn bloodstains just won't come off."

[MsConduct]

4. This damned hand keeps wanting to

clamp itself over my lying mouth!




Peace

[murielm99]

7. Or, to raise itself in a Nazi salute?

Think Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove.

[Archae]

5. "The colors...all the pretty colors..."

n/t

[mrbassman03]

6. "The bitch said, not the back of the hand! So I smacked that slut!"

Crazy guy...

[SoCalDem]

8. "...out, damned spot, and damned be he who cries , hold, enough..."

or something like that.. It's been ages since I was FORCED to read Macbeth:)

[Crankie Avalon]

19. "LAY ON McDUFF...

...and be damned he who cries 'hold, enough.'"

Sounds like you read the GW Bush version? ;)

[auburngrad82]

9. See this? I'm gonna use it to slap the shit outta you, Johnny Boy!

[peekaloo]

10. Trick or treat, No retreat...I'll lie my balls off before I admit defeat.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

11. kick to days

[underpants]

12. I was shocked Wolf and Rummy's noses got THIS long

:bounce:

[Dukkha]

13. "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

As he comes completley undone on TV

[Sabriel]

14. Hey, my mom was right! My face really did freeze like this!

And my Heil Hitler Hand, too.

[skip fox]

15. "Look, these jokers even believe in peace and human harmony as an

ideal . . . How fundamentally wrong can they be? . . . . And besides . . . let's just say it was possible . . . for mankind to keep his ancient hatreds from spilling over into modern wars . . . for man to supress the essential violence within . . . the jackel . . . the beast . . . and let's pretend the so-call lion COULD lay down with the so-called lamb . . . and all of that nonsense . . . But let's just say it was possible . . . What would THAT be like? . . . What would be the fun in THAT?"

[Rob H.]

16. "90 minutes?! Can't we just cut this SHORT?"

"After all, in the end, what I'm really trying to tell Senator Edwards and the American people is, 'Go fuck yourselves!' Thank you and goodnight."

[CO Liberal]

17. I've Got a Cross-Burning to Attend....

:-)

[VOX]

18. "To be...Or not to be...ah, go **** yourself."

"I've got more important undisclosed locations to run to."

[bearfan454]

20. Why can't you understand you have to trust us so we can destroy your

dreams by bankrupting Social Security. Those Halliburton contracts are the best way to legally steal from the US Treasury. Trust us.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

21. And so I pulled his head close to mine, and whispered in his

ear.... get out there and debate Kerry, you pussy.