Oops! I wore my underwear backwards today

[Zomby Woof]

I realized this afternoon (I wear boxers in case you're keeping score) just WHY finding my fly was so difficult when taking a leak.

This can be attributed to:

1. Waking up at 5:30 instead of 7 to cover for a co-worker.

2. The underwear tag getting lost in the laundry.

Feel much better now, realigned. :-)

[Placebo]

1. At least your anus FOR ONCE IN ITS MISERABLE LIFE...

tasted the sweet sweet breeze of freedom!

[parkening]

2. They weren't

thong underwear were they? on edit: didn't see the boxer reference, sorry. I feel kinda dumb now. :dunce:

[Misunderestimator]

3. Well damn... Now you know what it feels like to be a woman.

:D There's just no easy way.

[Zomby Woof]

7. Is that all?

Well, that could double my chances for a date this weekend! :D

[Misunderestimator]

10. LOL... Uh no... that's not all, but it's a start

:)

[Zomby Woof]

12. dammit!

I suppose if I get all crampy, I'll know why! x(

[Misunderestimator]

14. Now THAT would definitely do it for you...

if you could identify with THAT... you'd be a shoe-in!

[miss_kitty]

4. i am the worst

only it's not underwear. more often than not you can find me wearing a t shirt with a pocket on the back, and a tag hanging out the front, my arms pulled slightly back and me saying "this t shirt is uncomfortable as shit, man!"

[Lady Effingbroke]

9. LOL!!

I've done that before, too! (also worn my underwear inside out - not difficult to do, especially for me!) :dunce:

[miss_kitty]

16. the funniest time-i was flirting with the cute new guy in the building!

most recently, i was at the little store down this street and said "oh shit!" and spun it 180 back in the dairy section-that was two weeks ago!

On Edit: I went to see the Stray Cats in my backwards Gap Pocket tee a couple years ago...it was an outdoor day concert, too

[Lady Effingbroke]

20. Yep!

done that, too, only never in the dairy section, at least not yet!

[XanaDUer]

5. I wore my bra on my head today.

No one noticed.

[Zomby Woof]

8. I did

The day-glo orange gave you away! ;-)

[XanaDUer]

11. Well, let's not even talk about what I did with my pasties!

:silly:

[Zomby Woof]

13. I mistook those for pastries

And well, it got real interesting after that. :crazy:

[XanaDUer]

15. We'd better watch out

don't want to get this locked as a sex thread!

[mwdem]

6. I always wear thongs,

so it really hurts when you get it wrong. I am female, btw. On edit. blame it on Matcom.:spank:

[Cybergata]

17. A Simply Solution to Your Problem

Save cloth, and don't wear under ware. :hippie:

[Zomby Woof]

21. oh, I must!

I would chafe something awful, I cannot take a zipper against my boys either. :P

[mwdem]

22. Ya gotta be careful!!

What's wrong with you?:wtf:

[Zomby Woof]

25. nothing

And don't think I have forgotten your tirades about me refusing to drink coffee differently than you... :eyes:

[mwdem]

26. I've reformed...

I'm at your mercy....my daughter was married Sept. 18, and then I went on vacation in the Pacific NW. I was sooo stressed out, you wouldn't believe. I really didn't want to make enemies...could you possibly forgive me?:loveya:

[TroubleMan]

18. Freudian slip?

Maybe you were expecting a back door entrance.
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j/k

[mwdem]

19. Yowzaaaaa!

Ouch!

[Zomby Woof]

23. no

It was definitely the two reasons cited in my original post. Without a tag, and eyes half shut, anything can happen.

Sometimes backward undies are just backward undies.

[mwdem]

24. You must be careful,

these are treacherous times!!!!

[TheMightyFavog]

27. ZW, I hope like hell those were clean underwears you put on.

End of Line.

[Zomby Woof]

28. a backwards kick

[mwdem]

29. I'm right with you!

:kick:

[nini]

30. LOL

what a dork.... :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

31. says you!

:P

Fixed them without any help from YOU. :evilgrin:

[nini]

32. you didn't ask for help!

:P

what color were they? ha

[Zomby Woof]

33. burgundy!

Like a good wine. :D

[Biased Liberal Media]

34. Did you wear a thong?

I did that once. Talk about really uncomfortable.

[Zomby Woof]

35. read my post again

[Biased Liberal Media]

36. Whoops, my bad

That's what I get for skimming. Just reminded me of a painful time I had with thong undies.