Best thing about Kerry getting elected...
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Sun Oct-03-04 11:38 PM
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Best thing about Kerry getting elected...
Abortions available at DMV. What are you looking forward to?
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Sun Oct-03-04 11:39 PM
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1. More food stamps and welfare for illegal immigrants
Everybody knows that's why we're all supporting him, right?
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Sun Oct-03-04 11:46 PM
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7. Al Sharpton and Johnny Cochran
being appointed to the Supreme Court!
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Sun Oct-03-04 11:47 PM
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It would be worth it just to see the freepers flip out.
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Sun Oct-03-04 11:40 PM
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Sun Oct-03-04 11:43 PM
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3. He'll hand the U.S. over to the U.N.
We won't have to worry about being a country anymore. I can't wait!
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Sun Oct-03-04 11:44 PM
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4. All bibles and guns taken away in WV.
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Mon Oct-04-04 12:01 AM
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16. Why just in WV? Why not THE WORLD!!!
Oh yeah. You know it's coming.
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Sun Oct-03-04 11:45 PM
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5. Moolahs now have to work as hard as Joe American
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Sun Oct-03-04 11:46 PM
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6. Mandatory abortion, free condoms and gay marriage
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Sun Oct-03-04 11:48 PM
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10. I'm marryin' the first man I see
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Sun Oct-03-04 11:53 PM
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12. Hot Damn! Its making me feel like a socialist just by existing!
Can I be your "best man"?
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Sun Oct-03-04 11:56 PM
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13. That's a good question (No, I mean, Is there a best man at a gay wedding?)
Somebody's got to write the etiquette book! Ok, end of threadjacking
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Sun Oct-03-04 11:48 PM
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9. Bush's father gets pussywhipped even more
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Sun Oct-03-04 11:52 PM
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11. i get to listen to his wife speak
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Sun Oct-03-04 11:57 PM
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14. An endless stream of brutal terra attacks
Unfettered by Kerry, who will become the prime minister of the United French Protectorate of America.
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Mon Oct-04-04 12:00 AM
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Mon Oct-04-04 12:01 AM
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the Freepers and ReichWingers complain and whine and writhe in agony as Kerry replaces Rehnquist/O'Connor/Stevens/Ginsburg with Stevens-clones. And not just any clones.. YOUNG, HEALTHY Stevens-clones - ones that'll live for at least another 50 years EACH! And one of them will be flaming GAY - and O'Connor will give to him her frilly hand-me-down robes! :)
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Mon Oct-04-04 12:19 AM
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18. Heterosexual marriage outlawed.
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Mon Oct-04-04 12:20 AM
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Not necessarily in that order.
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Mon Oct-04-04 12:20 AM
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19. Free Reefer handouts at the supermarket.
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Mon Oct-04-04 12:21 AM
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21. Become a Territory of France.
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Mon Oct-04-04 12:22 AM
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22. The end of the constant threat of moronic, destructive decisions being
made that effect those of us in the rest of the world!!!
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Mon Oct-04-04 12:23 AM
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23. Screw the rest of the world.
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Mon Oct-04-04 12:51 AM
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24. Are you serious or is this a joke?
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Mon Oct-04-04 01:12 AM
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Mon Oct-04-04 01:01 AM
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Mon Oct-04-04 01:15 AM
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27. ... with every abortion
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Mon Oct-04-04 09:20 AM
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35. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mon Oct-04-04 01:33 AM
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28. I nominated this thread for front page.
It doesn't have a chance in hell but I love it so much I just had to nominate it.
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Mon Oct-04-04 05:58 AM
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29. French becomes the national language...
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Mon Oct-04-04 08:09 AM
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Mon Oct-04-04 08:21 AM
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31. Communism ... finally, sweet communism
1) All churches converted into distribution points for the state. 2) Confiscation of all private property 3) Getting to call everyone comrade! 4) Except for Kerry, who will be known as "The Dear Leader" Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Mon Oct-04-04 09:13 AM
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32. Mandatory conversion to Islam
Having to pray to Mecca every day is something I look forward to. I also hang on the day that Kerry turns our government over to the UN. I'm looking forward to mandatory abortions and a law that advocates the forced buggery of all straight white men. </sarcasm off>
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Mon Oct-04-04 09:16 AM
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33. The USA finances the reunification of the USSR
And then hands the world over to them.
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Mon Oct-04-04 09:17 AM
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Mandatory, state-sponsored orgies. For everybody except Scalia, that is.
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Mon Oct-04-04 09:20 AM
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36. legal prostitution and Porn 101 taught in schools of course!
So do you think Kerry will implement the Scalia group sex initiative? If not, he won't get my vote in 2008.
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Mon Oct-04-04 07:14 PM
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37. We will allow the UN to elect our government.
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Mon Oct-04-04 07:25 PM
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38. Getting respect back from...
the rest of the world. :hippie:
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