In the current spirit of the Lounge--the most sexist Beach Boys song ever!

[jpgray]

And yes, I'm sorry to say this is an actual Beach Boys tune. Mike Love, you lyrical genius you.

Hey little tomboy
Sit here on my lap
I got things that I gotta tell you
No more skateboards
Put away your baseball mitt
Your rough living days are through
You could find new places to go-wo-wo
You could see that boys love you so-wo-wo
They're doin' it all over the world

Hey little hey little hey little tomboy
Time you turned into a girl
Hey little hey little hey little tomboy
They're doin' it all over the world

Hey little tomboy
I've had my eyes on you
Thinkin' what a girl you could be
Mm I smell perfume
Let's try some cut-off jeans
Look at all the changes I see
I'm gonna teach you to ki-hi-hiss
It's gonna feel just like thi-hi-hiss
They're doin' it all over the world

Hey little hey little hey little tomboy
Time you turned into a girl
Hey little hey little hey little tomboy
They're doin' it all over the world

Ok. Alright honey. alright!
Ah yeah!
Fine little thing
Lookin' o.k.
Alright!
I'll check her out a couple times
Ok, put on a little lipstick. Let's see what it looks like
Hey little hey little hey little tomboy
She looks good
I'm gonna make you a girl
Hey little hey little hey little tomboy
Now let's put a dress on and wear a little makeup
Whew!
You make a beautiful girl
O.k., now shave your legs now for your first time
They're so smooth.
Hey little hey little hey little tomboy
They're doin' it all over the world

[HEyHEY]

1. Don't worry baby