Moonbeam wants Ralph Reed to pucker up and kiss her ass.

Moonbeam_Starlight

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Tue Sep-28-04 10:29 PM
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Moonbeam wants Ralph Reed to pucker up and kiss her ass.

Seriously. Kiss my ass Ralph Reed. You are ok with the senseless deaths of thousands of people, you mofo.

Sorry. This is a bit harsh for the lounge, but hell.

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LynneSin

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Tue Sep-28-04 10:31 PM
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1. Hurry up with Ralph; Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell and Jimmy Swiegert

Edited on Tue Sep-28-04 10:32 PM by LynneSin

are waiting in line right behind him.

Alan Keyes would be here but he's too busy convincing Illinoisians that he is from their state!

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Pirate Smile

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Tue Sep-28-04 10:31 PM
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2. It was nasty.

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wtmusic

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Tue Sep-28-04 10:31 PM
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3. His lips don't deserve that ass, darlin'

I'm sure you can think of something better... :D

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Tue Sep-28-04 10:31 PM
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4. Oh and while we're at it

can I punch Colin Quinn in the face? Several times? Hard?

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whalerider55

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Tue Sep-28-04 10:31 PM
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5. mbsl-

i admire your courage. i wouldn't let him kiss my ass unless i had a tetanus booster.

taking one for the team.

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Tue Sep-28-04 10:32 PM
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6. I will gladly take one for the team just to

see him humiliated enough to kiss my white ass.

And he needs to kiss it right NEXT to my nice little birth control patch. Maybe some will get on his lips.

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whalerider55

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Tue Sep-28-04 10:34 PM
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8. ahh...

but you assume that kissing someone's ass would be a humiliating prospect to the boy wonder. somehow, i think it's a lifestyle choice for him.

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Spiffarino

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Tue Sep-28-04 10:33 PM
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7. Not nearly harsh enough

IMHO. He is a highly polished turd.

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Tue Sep-28-04 10:35 PM
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9. Ok ok

you guys are right. Ralph Reed needs to get down on his knees and lick the ground I walk on. He needs to let me slap his silly face and challenge him to a duel with pistols.

I am fast.

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whalerider55

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Tue Sep-28-04 10:38 PM
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11. nope.

still within his scope of services. what he needs to do, i think, is get on tv, de-pants jimmy swaggert, and beg jimmy to call him turd-blossom.

that's the ticket.

keep the pistols for some other quarry. one with a beating heart.

whalerider55

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bo44

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Tue Sep-28-04 10:35 PM
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10. I would not wipe my ass with his tanned and dyed scalp much less let him

put his dookkkie stained lips on my rim. Oh HELL Naw!!

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Tue Sep-28-04 10:39 PM
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12. Ok YOU are funny!!

YOU must talk more!!!

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