Brainstorming...Need a "Divorce Party" sign...ideas?

[Maddy McCall]

A guy friend of mine just got divorced from a truly wretched beast of a woman...she had a baby by another man, passed it off as my friend's, then left the baby with him while she went out barhopping and the likes--all nighters and such. Plus, the father of the baby was one of my guy friend's best friends--WAS is the key word there.


So, tonight we are celebrating for my guy friend. A couple of us want to make a few little funny signs--nothing to hostile toward his ex--but we are at a loss of words...Any ideas out there? You are appreciated, in advance, for your help :-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. How about "Extermination sale"

:D

[Maddy McCall]

2. OMG!! LOL!

Extermination sale!

I thought about "Ding Dong the Witch is dead," but decided that was a little too, um, wishful, er, violent.

:evilgrin:

[Nlighten1]

3. How about a "Gene Pool Party"

As in "Welcome back to the gene pool"

[Maddy McCall]

6. THANKS! I love it!!!

One sign done.

[trof]

4. free at last...

FREE AT LAST!
Thank goddamighty,
I'm free at last!

[Maddy McCall]

7. Another good one!

Plus he is the most liberal person I know, and he will see the MLK,jr. connection. YAY!

[jody]

9. Dang it trof, you took my idea!

:hi: jody

[KC21304]

5. How about a " life warming party "

As in house warming. He has a new life.

[Maddy McCall]

8. Like that one too.

Lifewarming Party--good idea.