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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:43 AM Original message |
I just fell down the stairs. I am sober. Ask me anything. |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
1. What the hell happened? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:47 AM Response to Reply #1 |
6. I fell down the stairs, that's what happened. |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:11 PM Response to Reply #6 |
57. Did you hit your head? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:15 PM Response to Reply #57 |
61. Naw, Ducks, the dizziness and nausea bits were a joke. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
2. Did you hurt your bottom? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:47 AM Response to Reply #2 |
8. Well, as my "ass" and my "ego" are one and the same... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:49 AM Original message |
Hope you feel better soon. Now go sit on a comfy couch and watch tv/dvd's |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:53 AM Response to Original message |
26. Yes. My boss would fucking LOVE that. |
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LisaM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
3. Were you wearing high heels? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:48 AM Response to Reply #3 |
9. No. It would be frowned upon here. |
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LisaM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:59 AM Response to Reply #9 |
33. You should be able to handle pumps |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:00 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. I know all those words. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
4. Did it hurt? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:48 AM Response to Reply #4 |
10. Yes and no. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:02 PM Response to Reply #10 |
36. Ingrate. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:02 PM Response to Reply #36 |
38. Sorry. |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
5. Are you ok? n/t |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:48 AM Response to Reply #5 |
11. I'll live. |
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MallRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:47 AM Response to Original message |
7. Did you break anything? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:49 AM Response to Reply #7 |
13. Only my rule against falling down the stairs sober. |
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nutsnberries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
12. will there be bruises? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:49 AM Response to Reply #12 |
16. Almost certainly. |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:49 AM Original message |
Serves you right. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
18. It is hard to walk straight when in the throes of the DTs, let me tell you |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
14. Was the floor wet? Were they lacking a wet-floor sign? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:50 AM Response to Reply #14 |
20. The floor is dry and carpeted. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
15. why is the sky blue? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:51 AM Response to Reply #15 |
21. Because you lied to your mommy. |
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Beware the Beast Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
17. She beat you again, didn't she? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:51 AM Response to Reply #17 |
22. Stop saying that. It's my fault. It's MY fault. |
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stellanoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
19. spazzz attack !!!! |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:52 AM Response to Reply #19 |
23. Shall I use some Docktor Jones' Rvitalizing Tonic as well? |
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stellanoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:02 PM Response to Reply #23 |
37. yeah you still can get them |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:04 PM Response to Reply #37 |
41. Does it involve powedered rhinoceros penis and silkworm dung? |
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stellanoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:11 PM Response to Reply #41 |
56. of course it does |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:15 PM Response to Reply #56 |
62. Woo-hoo! |
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stellanoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:22 PM Response to Reply #62 |
69. probably but is that not your goal. . .? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:24 PM Response to Reply #69 |
70. Excellent. |
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stellanoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:39 PM Response to Reply #70 |
76. No silly |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:08 PM Response to Reply #23 |
49. This neighbor of mine died... an old woman |
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shraby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:53 AM Response to Reply #19 |
25. I have done the same thing |
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bloodyjack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
24. Baby why don't we feel guilty? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:54 AM Response to Reply #24 |
28. I don't understand the question. |
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bloodyjack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:57 AM Response to Reply #28 |
30. It's a rhetorical question |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:57 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Ah. |
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bloodyjack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:59 AM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Actually it means that if you answer it your legs will blow off |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:00 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. You have a peculiar understanding of rhetoric. |
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Donkeyboy75 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:03 PM Response to Reply #34 |
40. If by peculiar you mean |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:05 PM Response to Reply #40 |
43. Of course. What definition did you think I was going after? |
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Donkeyboy75 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:09 PM Response to Reply #43 |
53. Wasn't sure. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:16 PM Response to Reply #53 |
63. It's jet lag. |
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Donkeyboy75 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:53 AM Response to Original message |
27. Why are you such a clumsy fuck? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 11:55 AM Response to Reply #27 |
29. . |
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Wat_Tyler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
39. Don't you do that every day? |
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Donkeyboy75 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:04 PM Response to Reply #39 |
42. Reread the part about sobriety |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:06 PM Response to Reply #42 |
45. Jinx! You owe me some coke. |
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Donkeyboy75 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:08 PM Response to Reply #45 |
48. I loved that game as a child. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:09 PM Response to Reply #48 |
51. Make with the flake, ass. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:57 PM Response to Reply #51 |
80. What does that mean? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:05 PM Response to Reply #39 |
44. Pay attention -- I am SOBER. |
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Wat_Tyler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:06 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. I guess it was your body's shock at finding itself momentarily sober. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:07 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. This has already been answered. |
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Wat_Tyler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:09 PM Response to Reply #47 |
50. Why would I read any more of your drivel than is absolutely necessary? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:09 PM Response to Reply #50 |
54. Because you are a sad and lonely little man. |
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Wat_Tyler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:10 PM Response to Reply #54 |
55. Dude. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:14 PM Response to Reply #55 |
59. That explains a lot. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:14 PM Response to Reply #54 |
60. Your mom is Liv Tyler? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:19 PM Response to Reply #60 |
67. Yes. |
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Screaming Lord Bob (217 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
52. I think you protest too much. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:17 PM Response to Reply #52 |
64. No, I take great shame in my sobriety. |
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mark414 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
58. i did the same thing yesterday |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:17 PM Response to Reply #58 |
65. Ouch. |
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mark414 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:24 PM Response to Reply #65 |
71. fingers? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:25 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. I'm just making sure you're not woozy. |
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mark414 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:31 PM Response to Reply #72 |
75. i was playing along dunny sack |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
66. Thanks for sharing |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:20 PM Response to Reply #66 |
68. Something had to be done. |
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gpandas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
73. does it hurt more... |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:26 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. I haven't tried that. Lessee.... |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:46 PM Response to Reply #74 |
78. it's age buddy |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
77. LOL |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
79. Are you ok? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 02:21 PM Response to Reply #79 |
81. I wasn't even unseriously hurt. |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 03:31 PM Response to Reply #81 |
89. I'm glad to hear it. |
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Screaming Lord Bob (217 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
82. Why the fuck do you get 80+ posts for such crap??? |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 02:44 PM Response to Reply #82 |
86. 'Cause he's the master! |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
83. Only You Say You're Sober |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 02:40 PM Response to Reply #83 |
85. What he said. BTW, Prof...thanks for the Booker's. |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 02:57 PM Response to Reply #85 |
87. As It Is? |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 03:18 PM Response to Reply #87 |
88. I didn't used to trust you. Then you gave me a bottle of Bookers. |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
84. New shoes? |
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Jack_Dawson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-28-04 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
90. Are you OLD? |
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