Ever wonder what the funniest thing EVER said was?

[HEyHEY]

I do

[WilliamPitt]

1. "Let there be light."

[Dookus]

2. No, I don't wonder

I know it.

It was "FUCK the Amish!'

[salinen]

3. Monty Pythons

skit about the deadly joke.

[skygazer]

6. Damn! Beat me to it!

[ironflange]

14. Here it is (don't read if you know German!)

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Personally, I think MPFC's funniest line is "'e's pinin' for the fjords."

[JohnKleeb]

4. dude it changes on a daily basis

[stevedeshazer]

5. "I'm a compassionate conservative"

[barb162]

7. I love the smell of napalm in the morning

it smells like victory from "Apocalypse Now"

[Spider Jerusalem]

8. This:

Bessie Braddock, MP, to Sir Winston Churchill: "Sir, you're drunk!"


Churchill: "And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."

[HEyHEY]

10. Or his other....

Bessie Braddock "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!"

Winston : "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

[deadparrot]

9. "President George W. Bush" eom

[Lori Price CLG]

11. Not sure, but your signature pic is adorable, HeyHey!!!

Those two bears are cute.

:)-Lori Price

[HEyHEY]

13. thank-you very much

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Honey, close the door and come take a look at this....

I ain't saying who said it, when, or what it was about. but, it was side splittingly hilarious, without intending to be. ;)

[On the Road]

15. The Funniest Thing You Ever Said Said Was "I Do"?

If it were me, I wouldn't tell my wife.
:P