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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:04 PM
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The non-sequitur thread!
Post them if you've got them! :-)
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:04 PM
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1. Fish!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:06 PM
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2. Shoehorn!
the kind with teeth.
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:10 PM
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8. A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the
National Trust.
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Screaming Lord Bob Donating Member (217 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:06 PM
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4. Garage!
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:11 PM
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11. She wriggled somewhat off my nose
and I thought the mountains looked tumourous.
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TheDebbieDee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:10 PM
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7. Cool Beans! % ^ )
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:06 PM
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3. I think I know how to fix that
You're using the wrong protocol for your mailer daemon.
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:08 PM
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5. So many nice hats.
:headbang:
rocknation
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:09 PM
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6. stupid people...start paying attention.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:11 PM
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9. You forgot to carry the 2.
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:11 PM
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10. You really need to rub that with salt and pepper before you cook it.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:16 PM
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13. Ship it freight collect in care of the consignee's billing address.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:12 PM
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12. Rectum? Damn near killed him!
:D
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:17 PM
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14. 1...
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:19 PM
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15. 2...
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:20 PM
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16. and 3...
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 01:58 PM
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17. I'm a Viking!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 02:00 PM
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18. I love pie!
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More Than A Feeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 02:00 PM
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19. Where's my hat?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 02:00 PM
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20. Car Wash -- Rose Royce
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 02:00 PM
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21. Your skin sheds forth so that I endlessly crave pans of fried baclava.
Get your own at The Surrealist Compliment Generator!

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

Your admirably Manchurian zapfchancery keeps even the loveliest of DuPont pesticides in transit.
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HEIL PRESIDENT GOD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 02:24 PM
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22. Saaaassssquaaaaaatch
... the dark penguin ...
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 02:27 PM
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23. Pork and beans.
nt
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