Bet you didnt know this!

[schnellfeuer]

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
2,000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
10 cards = 1 decacards
1,000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen

[Kenneth ken]

1. well, I think it's cute n/t

[nuxvomica]

2. Alright, then what's a "millihelen"?

Highlight for answer:

The amount of beauty necessary to launch a single ship.