Can any Wiccans here on DU please place a curse on the whole Bush family?

[noahmijo]

With all this draft talk from Malloy I am just fuming here.

Please? look I'm a Catholic I can't partake in anything like that, but I sure as hell can ask anybody who may dabble in black magic type stuff or something similar to do it.

Turn them all into freakin cockroaches, or give the males cancer of the testicles or something.

Please just anything that would greatly impeded another Bush from ever being born or any current Bush from ever being able to do anything but moan in pain. Innocent my ass that entire gene pool is putrid and a direct creation of Satan himself.

[Renew Deal]

1. This belongs in the Meeting Room

:evilgrin:

[The Straight Story]

2. I will curse at them

Helps me cope at any rate :)

[BlackVelvetElvis]

3. Wiccans don't do curses.

At least not the ones I know. That crap comes back at you.

[LisaLynne]

5. Thank you for saying it ...

so I don't have to.

Oh, I can't resist it. Wiccans don't do curses. Pagans don't do curses. They believe that what you send out comes back to you and that goes big time for bad stuff. Sorry - I'm touchy. We're in a big "belief in reincarnation makes you kill yourself and Wicca is a cult" thing here where I live. I'm touchy.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

10. My feelings exactly :)

Karma , everything you do , comes back to you .

[JohnKleeb]

4. You know I asked a witch to curse the New York Yankees

You would think that a Salem witch would do it, bah :D, but you know I am Catholic and can't partake in this, can't we just convince Dubya he's a woman trapped in a man's body and he has to resign to get the operation.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

6. Ok although I have not yet joined a group of Wiccans yet .

I do hold some interest but I believe you should let karma and nature take its toll over this evil family . Whatever you do , comes back to you as is the case for this famly . Others might disagree but I would let the curse happen on its on .

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

7. Also might I make a little shout out to any voodoo doctors?

Any in the house? You know what to do.

[BiggJawn]

8. You won't find anyone. Three-Fold Law applies...

Whatever you do gets returned to you three-fold. you curse someone to lose an inch off their dick, you lose 3, and so on and so forth...

Things would have to get pretty grim for majik folks to start cursing the BFEE...

[mairceridwen]

11. so what would happen

If one were to cast a spell to make shrub a progressive liberal

think about it.

or give him a conscience

or make it so he can ONLY tell the truth

so the caster would have to live with three times that

I think that's a sacrafice worth making

[BiggJawn]

14. True, true...

Cast "good" spells...I didn't think of that angle...

[blondeatlast]

15. That's a good idea; the best spell yet:

Have him dance naked in the Rose Garden on the next full moon--call it the "October Surprise!"

[liontamer]

17. The rule of three comeuppance

to that one might be very interesting :evilgrin:

[blondeatlast]

18. I didn't even think of that when I posted, but you are right! nt

[murielm99]

12. Yep...Rule of Three.

Never do it.

My daughter, who is a pagan, is always very tempted to think bad thoughts at * when she sees him on TV. To avoid doing that, for her own peace of mind, and so that it doesn't blow back on her, she imagines a big white X through his face instead.

I kinda like the big white X through his face!

[ugarte]

9. How do you put a curse on the devil's own seed?

Maybe throw holy water on it.

[NightTrain]

13. Most of my friends are Wiccans. And from what I've learned about it...

...Wiccans don't place curses. Sorry about that!

[noonwitch]

16. Curses are not practiced, but binding rituals are

You do a binding ritual to prevent someone from harming himself or any others.

Take a picture of the person, wrap some thread around it and say:

"George W. Bush, I bind you from harming yourself or others".

say it 3 times, follow it with a closing statement like:

"As above, so below" or "So be it", or whatever you are comfortable with. Burn the picture and the thread, and scatter the ashes in a lake, river or other natural body of water.

I did this one once on an ex-boyfriend and it appears to have worked, as I never heard from him again.

[Chovexani]

19. I was just about to suggest that

I've found bindings very effective myself.

[Beaverhausen]

20. We can't curse- but we can BANISH

Banishing rituals are Ok. I mean...we don't have to bring any harm. We just want them to GO AWAY!!!