7. "Fire is inspirational, they should use it in the Olympics"
"I did the 100 yard dash in about 4.3" or "There was no racism in the burn ward because the only color is burnt up motherfuckers and we all got religous too; you'll find God quick when they find your ass dead."
When he was lighting his cigarette and talking about how much everyone loved him. Then did the "What's this? Richard Pryor runnin' down the street" and gave the audience a look.
Runner up: the whole LSD segment from SNL. "Look, I can catch my own hand!"
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