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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 10:25 AM Original message |
Why aren't you in shul? |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
1. Happy Rosh Hashanah to you! |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 10:33 AM Response to Reply #1 |
5. Thank you! |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 10:35 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Ha! |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 10:37 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. She once asked one of the other non-observant Jews here |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
2. Because there is no god. |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 10:32 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. L'shana Tovah is has a better free-throw percentage. |
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Cassandra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 10:32 AM Response to Original message |
4. Probably because I wasn't sent to Hebrew school... |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 10:42 AM Response to Reply #4 |
10. Fair enough. |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
6. Why are you here posting instead of in Shule? |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 10:35 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. See above. |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
11. Happy New Year, bubbah-la. |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 11:04 AM Response to Reply #11 |
16. You're also a shiksa! |
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SW FL Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 11:08 AM Response to Reply #16 |
19. My MIL referred to me as "The Shiksa" for the first year of so |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 11:13 AM Response to Reply #19 |
21. I was "that Jewish hippie" to a high school BF's mother |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 01:19 PM Response to Reply #16 |
27. Yes, I figured that. |
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AlienGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
12. 'Cause this morning's service doesn't start till 10:30! |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 11:07 AM Response to Reply #12 |
18. Try not to get "Who By Fire" stuck in your head. |
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Mizmoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
13. Let me show my ignorance here |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 11:03 AM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Very observant Jews don't work on the Sabbath -- sundown |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
14. Omg... |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 11:05 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. My sister got asked at a similar 90-jews-in-a-room gathering |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 11:10 AM Response to Original message |
20. well, you know I would be |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
22. HA! My former boss, also a Jew, |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
23. I used to be married to a MOT, and dated a few more. |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 11:47 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. It's in our genes. |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 11:50 AM Response to Reply #24 |
25. I call ya next time I'm sick! |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
26. Happy new year |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-16-04 01:23 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. Thanks jukes! |
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