Don't laugh in his silly face, CAPTION

[underpants]

[Gothic Sponge]

1. You wont have a job when i'm done with America!

[salinen]

2. No fucking overtime for you

you unconnected little slave.

[Richardo]

3. "Darlin', could you unbutton just *one* more button?...

...And sorta lean over like this? 'Atta girl."

[frylock]

4. so ya say you were a software developer making $80,000 a year..

but were able to retrain yourself for the changing economy. Good for you, now who wants a rib?

[Sporadicus]

5. 'I Shore Would Like Me Some o'them Biscuits With Mustard on 'em

and maybe some french fried 'taters mm hmm.'

[underpants]

6. Yeah economy's improving sure that's a funny one toots now what'llitbe?

:bounce:

[Peachhead22]

7. The lady is saying:

"Mr. President, I'm trying to be polite as possible, but GET OUT OF MY F*CKING FACE! Your burger will be ready in a minute. I've got a Ph.D. in Chemical Engineering and I'm working in a F*CKING BURGER JOINT. OKAY?"

"Oh and by the way. You might want to try some breath mints. Your breath smells like Old Turkey."

[Skittles]

8. DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE? DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY???

I WANT TO KICK HIS ASS

[skypilot]

9. Bush:

"I'm the President of the United States."

Woman:"No seriously, what do you do for a living?"

[vogonity]

10. Wenza las' time a OGY--uh-- OYG-- a doc practiced love on yew?

[underpants]

11. W:Want some weed? Laura's got dimes in the back of the bus

:smoke:

[underpants]

12. W:I am now looking into your soul and I will determine if it is good

Waitress:Okay you freak get back across the counter

[arwalden]

13. Hey... Smell My Breath... Does It Smell Like Beer To You?

[auburngrad82]

14. No seriously, do I look stoned to you?