So... in case John Madden whips out his breast next Monday night...

[LTR]

http://tinyurl.com/44nvm

''Monday Night Football'' to use five-second delay for the rest of the season


September 16, 2004
NEW YORK (AP) -- ``Monday Night Football'' will be broadcast on a five-second delay for the rest of the season, a reaction to the furor caused by last season's Super Bowl halftime show.

The move is just a precaution, an ABC spokesman said.

At halftime of New England's win over Carolina in the Super Bowl on Feb. 3, Justin Timberlake ripped off part of Janet Jackson's brassiere, a wardrobe ``malfunction'' that exposed her right breast to a TV audience of some 90 million. The Super Bowl was broadcast on CBS.

[wtmusic]

1. Now *that* would be obscene

I'm as open-minded as the next guy, but ya got to draw the line somewhere

[Torgo Johnson]

2. If Madden whips out something else..

the five-second delay will be considered the greatest concept in the history of mankind. People will be begging to see Janet Jackson's breasts after that occurrence.


Madden: "Hey Al, here's a wardrobe malfunction for you"(unzips pants)

[LTR]

3. "Yeah Al, I got your flip-flop right here!"

:puke: