"Hurricane Haiku" (add yours!)

[nostamj]

Weatherman in wind–
Slicked with horizontal rain...
Look, here comes a tree!

***

All eyes on all eyes,
The Pacific not at peace...
Nature does not care.

***

You heard them coming–
Charley, Frances and Ivan...
Uninvited guests.

Uninvited guests–
Shattering the plates and nerves
You heard them coming.

***

I know where they live–
Will this peril track towards them?
Prayers for my parents.

***

[tedoll78]

1. Here's mine:

Ponchartrain rising -
over the levees it comes.
Bye-bye, New Orleans.

[KamaAina]

6. A more positive N'Awlins spin

New Orleans on edge
Will Ivan be the Big One?
Whew! Missed to the east.

Edit: Positive (a "postive" spin would be if I wrote a dozen of 'em :-) )

[kanrok]

2. Here's mine:

HOLY SHIT IT'S HERE!
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY!
NOW BEFORE I DROWN!

Who says Haiku has to be pretty?

[pagerbear]

3. A Pagerku

Pagermotherland
North Carolina spared--oops!
I've just jinxed myself!

[Richardo]

4. The first one is my favorite

:D

[ironflange]

5. CNN last nite

Anderson Cooper
Holding on tight, for dear life
Planter falls over

[tedoll78]

7. I have another one for then.

CNN last night:
Marciano made me hot.
Need a cold shower.

:evilgrin:

[Xipe Totec]

8. Another one

Green sky, stinging rain,
a daemon screams destruction,
his eye watches me.

[TXlib]

9. Hurricane Ivan

Hurricane Ivan
Another drunken Russian
Just stumbling around

[UrbScotty]

10. ...

Let the truth be told
Clarley, Frances, and Ivan
Are all Clinton's fault!

[GeorgeBushytail]

11. Bushku

Bush loves hurricanes,
He broke the greenhouse treaty:
Leave no house behind.