The son junior never talks about!

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junior and Pickles had two not so beautiful teenage
daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always
wanted.

After months of trying, Pickles finally became pregnant, and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later. junior rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was
horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and said that there was no way he could be the father of that ugly little boy. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!" Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?" Pickles just smiled sweetly and said, "I must confess, it is your father's"

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1. Whaaaaat??!!!

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2. Wrong punch line ...

Laura looked calmly in George's eye and said, "George, I have no doub that you can be the only man who fathered this boy."

George than solemnly went into the waiting room to distribute cigarettes (and coke lines). After he had left, Pickles muttered "Thank goodness he didn't ask about the daughters!!!!"

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3. Another punch line ...

George: "You're just upset because you lost the babie. We'll go back to Midland and everything will be all right. You'll see."

Pickles: "You're not listening to me George. I didn't have a miscarriage. I had and abortion George, something unholy and evil. I wouldn't bring a Bush son into this world. Because, all these 200 years of Bush evil has GOT TO END!!!!!"


After beatings, commitment and LOTS of thorazine, Laura was restored to her stepford wife status. But that haymaker to the abdomen let Pickles barren. And hence the only George III you'll here about was fathered by a boxer hocking grills on infomercials.

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4. Who could be uglier than Herbert Walker Bush?