BOO! (A Jack Chick Tract... Instead Of Candy)

[arwalden]

Here kiddies! Read this and be terrorized into submission... or BURN IN HELL!


http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0058/0058_01.asp
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[Selwynn]

1. I love chick stuff hahaha ...

:D

[Fenris]

2. A couple of points....

1. Why is the Druid in panel 4 holding an Egyptian ankh?

2. Since when did the Druids live in "houses"?

3. If "the Lord" hates Halloween so much, why doesn't "the Lord" do something about it? I thought God was omnipotent?

[arwalden]

4. Shhhhh! Don't Let Pesky Details Ruin A Good Story...

... LOL... I'll bet you're good at spotting discontinuities, historical inaccuracies, and bad science/physics in movies too.

-- Allen

[Fenris]

5. I am, indeed!

:D

People hate watching movies with me!

[flamingyouth]

17. I love watching movies with you

The stupider movies the better! :loveya:

[MisterP]

15. this is the guy who thinks the Vatican induced the Beatles

to bring Satanic Druidic "beats" to the U.S. to start the Hippies so they can fight for Castro and the U.S.S.R. to take over the U.S.
He's an embarrasment to Christians, theists, inhabitants of Southern California, and organisms with four-base genetic code.

[flamingyouth]

3. Satanic human sacrifices are a slap in God's face?

Well, I just can't get behind that. Sorry. ;)

And witches don't worship Satan!! How many times do we have to keep telling these people that!? :)

[sundog]

6. Happy Halloween...

It was supposed to be a fun Halloween, visiting a "Haunted House" for a great scare. But when an accident claims a boy's life, his friends learn there is a real hell waiting for all those who die without Jesus...
:cry: :eyes:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0032/0032_01.asp

[arwalden]

10. These Are Hysterical!!!! {{{{(Ooga-Booga!!!!)}}}}

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0032/0032_01.asp


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[Bat Boy]

7. Okay...I peed a little...

Druids went house to house taking victims for human sacrifice? I didn't realize we knew that much about the druids.

Fuckin' hysterical. Or histrionic. One of the two.

[Reverend_Smitty]

8. Yes this costume really invokes the name of Satan

oh and here is the *real* story behind Halloween...It basically debunks every word in that dumb cartoon http://citadelofthedragons.tripod.com/halloween.html


But ya gotta love Jack Chick anyway...he's an original to say the least...very amusing, yet disgusting propaganda

[sundog]

9. O my goodness - here's one about ho-mo-sech-als...

*Doom Town*



Story of Sodom. Delivers a compassionate plea to repent of homosexuality. :eyes:

[Bat Boy]

11. I thought that was homo-sectionals...

Guess I'll have to stop rebuking my sofa.

[sundog]

13. SHHHHH!

I'm repenting as we speak!

[Bat Boy]

14. Thank God.

I was tired of standing.

[arwalden]

12. Yetta Nudder... Why Does He Hate Halloween???

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1053/1053_01.asp
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[sundog]

16. EEK! None of the pic links work now! They must be onto us!

The web site is probably run by a strict woman wielding a hickory switch

[daddybear]

18. Chick tracts rule!!!

as do their comics... GREAT stuff... wonderful for soul-winning ventures...

[eyesroll]

19. Satanic human sacrifices are a slap in God's face!

Thanks for the reminder. :eyes: