True to Conservarive family values, Britney holds another farce wedding

[noahmijo]

ET has confirmed that BRITNEY SPEARS and her dancer fiancé KEVIN FEDERLINE tied the knot Saturday night in a surprise ceremony in Studio City, CA. The bride wore a white strapless dress and Kevin donned a tuxedo as the two exchanged vows during a non-denominational ceremony. Twenty to thirty guests were on-hand for the event, which took place around midnight in a white tent erected in the backyard of a private home. Afterwards, everyone dined on a feast of chicken fingers and ribs while music played from a boombox.

http://et.tv.yahoo.com/celebrities/2004/09/19/bspearswedding/

Yee-haw!!! sounds like the kind of wedding all good Churshins (Not Christians "Churshins") would be proud to attend!

God Bless Republican family values!!

[JohnKleeb]

1. Brit kissed Madonna

unless the Brit I am talking about is Brit Hume not Brit Spears thats not family values either :shrug: I wonder what the republicans thought of that kiss, it's sorta freaky if you think about it, Maddona is old enough to be Brittany's mom. Speakin of Brit Hume, now there's a right wing douche I'd love to slug.

[Fenris]

2. "a feast of chicken fingers and ribs while music played from a boombox".

You can take the girl out of the white trash, but you can't take the white trash out of the girl.:D

[shanti]

5. exactly

n/t

[edbermac]

3. If Britney Spears got married I wouldn't care...

and if she got run over by a truck I wouldn't care...

:puke:

[Veggie Meathead]

4. When are Rush and Daryn going to walk down the aisle?

[Deja Q]

6. Why should I be surprised by the poster-child of the rethuglicans?!

Brit-brat would wear white on all subsequent weddings too, wouldn't she? :eyes: At least the strapless bit is more in tune with her character.

[tjdee]

7. Now she can support him FOREVA!

That guy is so obviously using her. He gets to bang Britney Spears and use her bank account, and she gets...????

I don't like her music, I think she's dim... but I still feel for these famous women who get duped by some guy with nothing who snows them with lovey dovey talk.

[Deja Q]

8. It's just business. To both of them.

They're both opportunists, though if she used prenups in typical Trump style, he'd have been scared off unless he realized that being a boy toy meant a few seconds of fleeting fame as well.

She'll divorce him within a week too, I suspect - if not expect.

[Mr. Blonde]

9. The Bride wore white

ha ha ha

[RFKHumphreyObama]

10. I'm glad I missed out on that one

They both deserve each other

Wonder how long it will be before the marriage rumors enter the gossip magazines

[dorktv]

11. so will the baby be a premie or will they admit they jumped

the gun?