Help! I've forgotten HOW to date!

[ewagner]

I guess almost 30 years of marriage will do that to ya!

[Dem Agog]

1. Some tips...

1. Ask someone out, preferably an unattached someone.
2. Bathe, dress nice. If a man, shave your face. If a woman, shave your legs & pits.
3. Show up.
4. Drive to wherever you've decided to go. If you asked the person out, pay.
5. Don't stiff the waiter.
6. Don't call your date a nag or a lazy fat fuck who never does anything around the house, if you're used to saying these things.
7. Don't even mumble it under your breath.
8. Kiss a bit but no sex on the first date. :)