I am a toad, would you so much as look at me?

[JohnKleeb]

:) variation

[Misunderestimator]

1. If you were a toad, and I was looking at you, it would be because

my cat caught you and brought you in the house. :D

[JohnKleeb]

3. hah

true.

[Droopy]

2. What you need is a princess to kiss you, John.

Then you'll become a prince.

[JohnKleeb]

4. but who will be that princess?

I got a few school crushes now, admittingly a lot of them are platonic being its not romantic, they're just girls I like and think are cool to be with.

[Droopy]

7. Give her a little time. She'll come around. n/t

[JohnKleeb]

10. I really do hope so

I bet it will likely be in community college that things will take off for me, I would hope at least.

[jukes]

5. too young

& there's that speedo thing!

[JohnKleeb]

6. hah

the speedo thing, people will be talking about still in winter I bet.

[pagerbear]

8. Longer than that!

[JohnKleeb]

9. well when I go to the inguration

I just know I am gonna hear it.

[pagerbear]

11. I'd pay you to wear a Speedo to the inauguration!

[JohnKleeb]

12. Two things

Though I have wore shorts or gone out briefly for a sec in boxers in the dead of winter, I wouldnt wear a speedo out of fear of freezing my balls, second of all, hell no, if I didnt wear one for swimteam what makes you think I'd do it now, those things are hiddddddeous.

[ropi]

13. *kiss*

Now you're a prince.... surprise! :loveya:

(and no one ever thought that if a 'guy' kisses you that you may be turned into a prince) <evil grin>

[JohnKleeb]

15. hah

Now thats a fairy tale variation Ive never heard. I never wanted to be a prince though, :shrug:

[ropi]

20. LOL

oh, that is a FAIRY tale to be sure! hmm, ok.... *waves his magic wand.... POOF* you're a toad again

[JohnKleeb]

21. weak heh

Where can I get one of those wands?

[ropi]

22. gaymart

[JohnKleeb]

23. not a store I'll be shopping at any time soon

Maybe I could use my bonus swimsuit issue from SI as one.

[ropi]

24. magic wands..

ok..for those not brave enough to shop gaymart

http://www.alivans.com/welcome.htm

[JohnKleeb]

25. its not a bravery thing, I just happen to be in to boobies

[ropi]

26. boobs

you said boobies...huhuhuhuhuhuhuh <insert butthead voice over>

they sell boobies at the mart too! check aisle 4 in the lesbian section!

[JohnKleeb]

27. the lesbian section you say

hmmmm but wouldnt the shopkeeper get suspicious of a guy looking in the lesbian section, though I was once mistaken for a girl, I doubt it would happen again, oh wait you're not suggesting what I think you are.

[ropi]

28. ayyyyyyyyyy

no...dont tell me what you're thinking.... i dont think i am one of those.... *checks* no, still me.

[JohnKleeb]

29. nah, I am too big and too clumsy to get away with that thing

I was infering about drag obviously.

[ropi]

30. nah..

although i love and support my drag king and drag queen brothers and sisters--i don't go that route. i like being a guy! yet, if i did do that...it'd be scary... i'm 6'3" ...i dont wanna think what i'd look like with heels and a wig... probably 7'1 <shudders>

[jukes]

16. p'bear

you ignored my "pauper" thread! i'm crushed!

[pagerbear]

31. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me!

Mea culpa! Mea culpa! Mea maxima culpa!

[jukes]

14. that

& your incipient alcoholism!

[JohnKleeb]

17. that really is overhyped

I haven't drank in a while, and I can hold my liquor decently for a Bohmemian German Irish :D.

[redqueen]

18. But of course!

As long as you're a liberal toad. :)

[JohnKleeb]

19. Then that could be arranged heh

Odd thing is about me, Ive taken countless political tests and end up near what one would consider a socialist yet yellow dog dem, :shrug: I always knew I was different. Its a good thing though, I think if I werent a yellow dog, I would see things in black and white more likely.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

32. You silly kid...

I like animals, remember? Otherwise, would I talk to YOU as much as I do!?
LOL
Duckie