Thread titles that would start a flamewar

[jpgray]

'How about we have a calm, reasonable discussion on the morality of abortion?'

:D

Note: If this thread degenerates into one, I'll add it to the list.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Is homosexuality a choice or a sickness

[AntiCoup2K4]

96. It's a choice made by sick people! Fred Phelps said so damn it!

:dunce:

[Renew Deal]

2. Someone tried this about a year ago

and a whole lot of shit got stirred up.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=348350

[jpgray]

5. Wow, back when Taverner was Absinthe-related

That takes me back.

[Renew Deal]

10. Huh?

That's the same person?

[jpgray]

13. Yep--unless my memory totally fails me (nt)

[jonnyblitz]

3. nader is our only hope. n/t

[miss_kitty]

4. there is nothing wrong with the economy. plenty of ppl have jobs.

[Endangered Specie]

6. Star Trek Sucks

IN which case, I would be the primary flamer.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

84. But it does suck.

:shrug:

[Renew Deal]

7. Guns should be outlawed.

Try this in GD and watch all of the gun nuts crawl out the gungeon.

[geek tragedy]

8. "Why can't white people use the 'N' word if black people can?" n/t

[Endangered Specie]

9. I got my cat declawed!

[Renew Deal]

11. lol

[Endangered Specie]

12. Kerry doesnt stand a chance... The sky is falling!

[Renew Deal]

14. I can't vote for Kerry.

[rucky]

15. Is it a crime in Israel to shoot an unborn fetus with an assault weapon?

if so, is it punishable by death or eternal damnation?

[Endangered Specie]

16. I STILL think Dean should run for President! - Go Howard!

[miss_kitty]

17. why are people so hard on Laura Bush?

[PittPoliSci]

18. You know, donald rumsfeld is an okay guy...

[Endangered Specie]

19. I think its cool to call people Bitches!

[Renew Deal]

lol

Tat one is a sure thing.

[miss_kitty]

20. i prefer a stickshift to an automatic transmission

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

We should follow the example of PETA

[Endangered Specie]

21. Copycat threads are for pussies.

[jpgray]

22. That would just clog the lounge like coarse and filthy hair

:P

[Renew Deal]

23. Ann Coulter is hot!

[Endangered Specie]

24. I just bought my daugher a Tec-9.

[Renew Deal]

25. The KKK is holding a rally in my town. Should I attend.

[Endangered Specie]

26. Which Duer would you most like to see Tombstoned?

[jpgray]

27. That would be locked too quickly

Hey, you put these out in volume, you'll have to expect a little critique. :D

[Renew Deal]

33. It lasted 2 minutes

I am laughing my ass off right now.

[Renew Deal]

OK, I am stealing that one.

lol

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1669353

[Endangered Specie]

34. Locked in under three minutes...

Mods are quick tonite.

[miss_kitty]

35. that went fast n/t

[Endangered Specie]

28. All Men should be castrated

[Maddy McCall]

Which one of you little cupcakes...

well, never mind. I was thinking about a George Carlin line. ;-)

[miss_kitty]

29. rush limbaugh is so hot since he lost the weight, went deaf and

got off hillbilly heroin

[Endangered Specie]

30. Catholics are better than anyone else...

Id say that one would turn into a regular firestorm

[jpgray]

31. I hate two things: racism and the Japanese (nt)

[Endangered Specie]

32. If we had a third bomb, we shoulda dropped it too!

[NightTrain]

36. Nader would make a great president! I think I'll vote for him.

:P

[jpgray]

37. You know, they say you shouldn't neuter your pet at home

:P

[NightTrain]

38. Should I change my screen name to "Luv2EatBabies?"

[Endangered Specie]

39. I STILL LOVE McCAIN!!!!

[Rhiannon12866]

76. I did like him. He totally criticized Bush* in 2000!

I just cannot imagine how he endured the Bush* attacks, like Kerry's facing now, and still says he supports Bush*. He has been the most outspoken in criticizing this administration, of anybody in Congress. But he is still campaigning for George Bush*. How does McCain sleep, at night? Oh, I remember. The Bush* campaign said he's totally insane because of his torture as a POW in Vietnam. And he still supports this guy?! My only answer to this is that John McCain is suffering from multiple personality disorder. And I am sorry, since what he has said has made a lot of sense.:crazy:

[NightTrain]

40. I kinda like that Lee Greenwood "Proud to be an American" song.

[Renew Deal]

41. Thread titles that would start a flamewar

[Endangered Specie]

43. Damnit

I was about to post that one. :grr: ;)

[Endangered Specie]

42. I hope hurricane __________ hits _________.

Fill in blanks appropriatly.

[Renew Deal]

44. Hurricane _______ is payback from God.

[Endangered Specie]

45. God exists!

[miss_kitty]

63. There is no god!

[Endangered Specie]

46. I think Astrology is a pack of shit.

[WillyBrandt]

68. I've been tempted to post this for real...

[Endangered Specie]

94. Me too.

[Maddy McCall]

47. The Dixie Chicks aren't very attractive or talented.

;-)

[Renew Deal]

48. Why I'm voting for Tom Delay.

[Endangered Specie]

49. I just beat off to pictures of the Bush Girls.

[Ladyhawk]

50. self-delete...

[Rabrrrrrr]

51. Leave your children at home you self-absorbed breeding stupid cunt bitches

[LoZoccolo]

52. Why can you say "b----" here but not "c---"? n/t

[Renew Deal]

53. Will Pitt is sleeping with a DUer. Guess who.

[UpsideDownFlag]

54. "here's a picture of my kitty, shooting an assault rifle at palestinians..

..who were supportive of dean."

[Renew Deal]

55. lol

That'll get all the DU factions going.

[Endangered Specie]

57. And also think it was a missile or small plane.

(reference 9/11 forum)

[POed_Ex_Repub]

56. "So I was driving my SUV and talking on my cellphone when....."

[Renew Deal]

58. Which DU lady has the best ass?

[Endangered Specie]

59. I want to eat out Judy Woodruff's hot pussy!

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

77. Ewwww!

You know "the line"? I think you crossed it on that one!

[Renew Deal]

60. Here is a winner

This is out of GD.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2349929

[asthmaticeog]

89. LOL - that's freakin' GENIUS!

Now, I know a lot of people type "LOL" all the time, but I swear, I actually did just laugh out loud. At work, no less.

[miss_kitty]

61. Oprah gives everyone in her audience a new car

[Spiffarino]

62. Puppies -- more like chicken or pork?

:spank:

[miss_kitty]

64. i can't get my cat spayed-all of her litters have been so CUTE!

[jdj]

65. George Bush is a real cowboy

[PartyPooper]

66. I'm moving overseas if Junior gets re-selected!

[WillyBrandt]

67. Which group is superior? Chinese or Indians?

[enigmatic]

69. Jesus Christ: Gay or Metrosexual?

I love your avatar by the way; Mark E. Smith's da man..

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

70. Why Kerry has already lost the election.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

71. Why the hell should we care what anybody in the South thinks?

The basic subject of many a good DU flamewar. I'll bring the marshmallows! :o

[Spirochete]

72. Ann Coulter is a lot hotter than Janeane Garafolo...

[VOX]

73. "How 'bout we print a 'Babes of DU' Calendar for a fundraiser?"

I think someone actually suggested something quite similar more than a year ago -- as I recall, it kicked up some dust here, which came as no surprise.

[Guy_Montag]

74. Didn't get my cat spayed - what's the best way to get rid of kittens?

shooting or popping in a sack with a brick & dropping them in the river?

[onebigbadwulf]

75. "Why do all women require payment for sex?"

[auburngrad82]

78. Don't take this wrong but I think Dick Cheney is HOT!

[flvegan]

79. Ted Nugent is my hero

[arwalden]

80. John Kerry Voted For The IWR... I'm Voting For Nader!!

[mrboba1]

81. MST3K was the Worst. Show. Ever.

:evilgrin:

[realisticphish]

105. *massive intake of breath*

even as a JOKE subject, it's hard not to explode into homicidal rage :)


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[eyesroll]

82. Oh no! Laura Brannigan has died!

[mrboba1]

83. that one baffles me still.

who knew?

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

85. You can't be a Democrat and own a Confederate Flag.

nt

[ScreamingMeemie]

86. So...how do we get the soccer moms, Nascar Dads (insert negative

stereotype here) to vote Kerry?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

87. Teledildonics or Frottage? Which would you choose at the RNC?

[lapislzi]

88. Zell Miller's not such a bad guy once you get to know him

[asthmaticeog]

90. What's with all the mystical weirdo shit in the Meeting Room?

[bif]

91. What's wrong with the term "bitchslap"?

n/t

[Endangered Specie]

92. Top 10 Reasons why Canadians Suck... We should just bomb them!

[Magrittes Pipe]

93. Is this true?

http://www.newsmax.com

[skippysmom]

95. The Atkins diet will kill you..I have proof! nt

[pagerbear]

97. Woo-hoo! Just got me a Hummer!

[GOPisEvil]

98. So and so throws like a girl

[bearfan454]

99. Hunting is fun.

A lot of anti hunters here on DU.

[AntiCoup2K4]

100. Ronald Reagan was the greatest President ever!

Well, at least in the category of washed up actors who became puppets for right wing fascists.

[jpgray]

101. And three corollaries

Ronald Reagan was an asshole and I'm glad he's dead

You can't say that!

You can't say that I can't say that!

[WeirdHoward]

102. Freshly Banned from hannity.com

Well, I don't know what would start a flame war here, but I can tell you what to post to get banned on hannity.com. :-)

[name not needed]

103. I shot the neighbor's cat! Ask me anything!

[mark414]

104. does this comment sound misogynistic?

oh...wait

[skygazer]

106. All religion should be banned

[ikojo]

107. Israel treats the Palestinians no better than the Nazis

treated the Jews.

[PassingFair]

108. Any mention of atheism

is a slap in the face, and disrespectful to my faith.

[ScreamingMeemie]

109. What the HELL are you talking about?!?

;)


***Disclaimer: I can do this kind of thing to my bestest friend!!! :puffpiece: :pals:

[PassingFair]

111. OK, here's one of my favorites!

Prostitution is a victimless crime. Prostitutes Rock! There's absolutely nothing wrong with bartering your backside for big bucks!

[mongo]

110. Street-walkers are crack-addled sociopaths who use men