What's the most exotic piercing you have?

[eyesroll]

I've posted this on other boards, but thought I'd try here.

I'm not pierced at all (except earlobes), but I've developed a weird fasination with piercings -- especially eyebrow rings on women, but also other piercings on both genders.

I've ranked these roughly in order of mundane to exotic (I know that other people might rank these differently -- I might on a different day -- and I'm omitting quite a few). What's the most exotic one you've got? Feel free to post pictures if they're acceptable under DU's rules.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. None. I am not a savage.

Flame on, heathens! :evilgrin:

[Fovea]

6. As a heathen

I appreciate the acknowledgement.
And my Sweetie appreciates the savage part.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. Dammit! Damned Godless Heathen Savages having more fun than me.

The bastards!

[eyesroll]

16. Of course the savages are having fun!

They're getting ogled by me, aren't they?

[Richardo]

2. My piercing scream as I contemplate some of the items on your list...

:scared: Kind of a variable caterwauling with some ululation thrown in to increase the exoticness. :)

[eyesroll]

4. The most exotic I have seen isn't actually the genital piercing.

It's -- get ready -- the uvula (the dangly thing in the middle of one's throat). Needless to say, I don't really find that one fascinating; just gross.

(Your use of "ululation" reminded me of that.)

[Richardo]

22. When I get a severe cold or flu my uvula extends horribly,

...once it got so long that I kept swallowing it. x(

For this reason, the idea of piercing it and putting some kind of appliance through it gives me both the heebies AND the jeebies. :scared:

[eyesroll]

24. Another one I don't care for---

Earlobe stretching.
We had an intern who I thought was just wearing large glass studs in his earlobes. I thought they looked silly on him, but they were otherwise inoffensive.

Until I discovered I could see through them.

(And, yes, I know that it's a tradition in some cultures to do this. It isn't tradition for white boys in Wisconsin. It's just icky.)

[fudge stripe cookays]

13. Aaaaaaaahhhhh!

The ululation! Make it stop!

Anyone remember the SNL skit?
"It'll behoove ya to care fer your uvula!"

Sorry, ululation is a silly word. Reminded me of uvula.
anyone else care to join our word association game?

:hi: Rich!
FSC

[Richardo]

23. Lulululululululululululululu!

Hi FSC! :hi:

[Fovea]

3. Hey, I am exotic!

kewl. But you only get to vote once, even if you have more than one.

[eyesroll]

5. I know -- limitations of the poll...

Feel free to share in comments!

[Fovea]

11. One ear, two genital...

Or as one of my old martial arts students says--
Mine's never been bad enough to deserve that...

[TX-RAT]

7. Got pierced once, in 1970.

From behind my left ear to beside my left eye.

[eyesroll]

10. Ouch!

I take it you mean you suffered an injury -- what happened?

(If this was indeed some kind of voluntary thing, I'm having trouble picturing it.)

[TX-RAT]

21. It wasn't voluntary

One doctor said it was a bullet, other said it was a frag. I couldn't tell the difference. Things were pretty hectic about that time.
US Army 69-72

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Ears, and I used to have my nostril pierced.

Haven't worn piercings in about 8 years until yesterday, when I discovered my ears were still open.

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. My "Prince Albert" is probably my most exotic.

[eyesroll]

14. Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. As often as possible.

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. What you SHOULD ask is...

...what kind of piercing should eyesroll get? :P

[eyesroll]

18. Well, I know your answer and I know my answer.

Anyone else want to chime in? (This is a NON-BINDING question.)

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. Anus?

:shrug:

[eyesroll]

26. That was not your answer.

I don't even want to *think* about that one...

[eyesroll]

28. And, might I add...

I can't think of anything more "binding" than an anal piercing.

But maybe that's just me.

[Richardo]

19. Phineas Gage got the most exotic piercing ever...

...in 1848, when an explosive charge he was tamping went off prematurely and propelled the 3'7", 13-pound iron tamping rod through his jaw and out the top of his head.

He lived for 11 years after the incident — but his personality was very different from what it had been before. (Ya think?) :eyes:

Here's a computer projection of the path:


His story: http://www.deakin.edu.au/hbs/GAGEPAGE/index.htm

[Voice_of_Europe]

20. Me none... but I like them nonetheless

I have a certain feeling of completeness towards my body.
I feel very odd at the thought to loose my tonsils or appendix or ANYTHING that is my body. I felt mutiliated after my dentist had to take out one of my wisdom tooth.

Therefor I could never willingly "harm" myself by piercing a part of my body.


On the other hand I sometimes like nice piercings very much.
For exmple such as those little diamonds that fit into that little pit in the side of your nostrils.
And nipple rings can be very erotic.

[junker]

27. THE *most* exotic piercing of all. Took nearly 52 years to achieve...

that I have the most exotic piercing of all. No one can compete with this piercing for it took nearly 52 years to achieve....

i/i used yoga (the real deal, not hatha - rather patanjali's science thereof) and pierced my *mind*.....

no, not my brain, you dufus, my mind. There is a difference, for those of you un-educated. Yoga citti vittri nirodia, dude. AND
annicca, dukkha, annatta.



top that.

[jonnyblitz]

29. O guage prince albert. n/t

[Richardo]

30. OK - cut the squares a break. What's a 'Prince Albert'?

Or do I want to know?

[GOPisEvil]

31. Only if you want to scream some more.

http://encyc.bmezine.com/?Prince_Albert_Piercing

:hurts:

[Richardo]

34. Waawaawaaooowaaaaulululululululululululululu!!

I did not have the cojones to click on your link, but I did read eyesroll's 'InvisoText' (tm).

[eyesroll]

32. I'm going to put the description in inviso-text.

Highlight if you really want to know, which you probably don't:

A Prince Albert is a penis piercing. Technically, the piercing goes in through the top or bottom of the penis and comes out the urethra, but I've heard the term applied generically to other penis piercings as well.

You were warned.

[Richardo]

35. Thanks for the warning, which I unwisely ignored...

...but like the guy in "Dirty Harry" said: "I gots to know."

[VelmaD]

33. I can't possibly have the only pierced nipple around here

Got the right one pierced but not the left. Haven't decided whether I'm ever gonna get the other one done...I kinda like the assymetrical thing.

I've considered getting a genital piercing off and on over the last couple of years but I'm kinda worried about it getting pulled out if things get vigorous. :)

[Guy_Montag]

36. I don't believe you have a pierced nipple.

Prove it :evilgrin: