My Favorite Joke

[WillyBrandt]

This can be offensive, but if you're willing to indulge that it's a great joke to tell. I do a really offensive, exaggerated retelling...

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These two deaf guys are hanging out at home. One taps the other on the shoulder and signs, "Hey -- it's boring -- let's go out." The other says, "Yeah, let's go pick up some chicks."

One of them owns a Benz, so they hop in and cruise down the strip and they wind up picking up two hotties. They go and park on lover's hill. There's a couple in the front and a couple in the back. The windows fog.

One says to the other: "Hey, do you have any protection?" The other signs back, "No, I thought you had some condoms."

So they drive to the pharmacy. Guy gets out the back seat and goes in. Comes back empty handed. The other guys says, "What happened?" He replies, "Well, I tried telling him I wanted condoms, but he couldn't understand me."

The other guy says, "This is what you'll do. Take this $5 bill. Go in there. Put your dick on the counter, put $5 on the counter, and he'll give you what you need."

He says, "Good idea!" And he goes in.

5 minutes later he's out again, no condoms or $5.

The guy in the front seat signs, "What happened!?"

He responds, "Well, I go in there, walk up to the register. I put my dick on the counter, then I put $5 on the counter. The guy looks down, then looks me in the eye. He unzips his pants, puts his dick on the counter. His was bigger than mine so he took the $5!"

[Spiffarino]

1. Not bad

:D

[Veggie Meathead]

2. My version is a little different.These two guys drive to a drugstore

in Berkeley and the first guy lays out his dick on the counter and the pharmacist says 'Oh, you need to go see the orchidectomist across the street".The second guy goes over there and repeats his move.And the Orchidectomist whose name is John Wayne Bobbitt----